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WHO SAID EDUCATION WASN'T GOOD FOR US?

>From a Limpopo High School, grammar teacher: "The girl goes to school, goesn't she?

>From Brits, somewhere in Rabokala High School teacher: "Both of you three come here!"
>An irritated Soshanguve primary School teacher to a student: "Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your mother and both your parents!".

>On seeing twins enter his office, the deputy principal of Lepelle high School at Marblehall said:" You look together; are you twice, who is copying who?

>Notice at a store in Mothutlung: "Open seven days a week and weekends"

>Sipho admonished two boys who were arguing:"Don't speak so twice together, man, Speak once upon a time!"

>My favourite remains what Julius Malema said:
"I would rather kill myself than commit su***de"

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Dear Izinyoka,

Now it's time you give back to the community... Please steal eToll power cables. We beg you ,,because people don't know how 2 use electricity in winter!!!!

Yours sincerely

Eskom......