Local Wreck

A little vote for your boy would be sick! Someone nominated me and I believe lol!

https://tucson.com/contests/readers-choice/

Soooo.......if anyone happens to be out tonight and sees an individual that happens to be a little too inebriated, take a pic and send it to me. Ya know, just to see if I still know how to do this.

Hello

Throwback Thursday. It's like I knew.

Weather Update:
It was rainy, windy and dusty with thunder and lightning for 48 seconds. Enjoy the heat and humidity now.

Happy Father's Day, Bruce Jenner! Oh, wait.....

I'm thinking about creating a page where people send me pics of drunk people and I post them. I'm just trying to think of a name for it

ATTENTION YUMA COUNTY:
My sis in law, Ashley Simms has been dreaming of owning her own coffee shop for awhile now. She finally lit a fire under her ass and made her dream come true. Get down to the Quartermaster Depot in downtown Yuma on Sunday and help her by welcoming Cafecito Yuma Organic Coffee Company!

S**t!! If I had 4.9 million followers, would've been a cultural phenomenon

www.instagram.com/localwreck

Facebook sucks and expects me to pay in order for my followers to see my posts. Follow me on Instagram. Click the link above then hit the follow button. Gracias amigos and amigas

localwreck on Instagram Town drunk. Village idiot. Amateur iPhone photographer. Twitter: LocalWreck. Snap Chat: localwrck.

I never noticed how much the Salton Sea resembled a p***s

Happy New Years! I really hope some of you out there make your resolution to stop saying dumb ass words and phrases such as the following:
Bae
Turnt up
N***a
Dead
Just to name a few. Have a safe and glorious new year