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🜁 Weird history. Dark lore. Questionable merchandise. 👁️ Altered Array: Lore Dealer & Rift-Touched Goods
Welcome to the wrong side of normal. Some of it is true.
Altered Array digs through dark history, cryptid lore, strange encounters, morbid curiosities, unexplained phenomena, and the occasional spectacularly bad decision made by humanity.
🕯️ Here, the strange gets turned into something tangible—original artwork, books, coloring books, merch, stories, and other questionable goods inspired by the things that make you stop and say, “Wait… that actually happened?”
🦴 Expect cryptids, folklore, disturbing history, weird science, dark humor, horror, and whatever else crawls out of the rabbit hole. Some of it is legend. Some of it probably should have stayed buried.
🌒 Altered Array — Not a shop. A rift.
10/04/2026
The boy & I have what we call salmon Sundays, where we have smoked salmon in some variation for breakfast 😋 what fun traditions have you made in your home?
At night, Kawah Ijen burns blue. That’s not even the disturbing part.
Inside this Indonesian volcano, sulfur gases ignite in an eerie electric-blue glow. But while visitors come to see something that looks almost supernatural, miners descend into the crater to extract sulfur and carry massive loads back out through an environment that can be brutally dangerous.
It’s beautiful. It’s toxic. And for some people, it’s a workplace.
Welcome to one of the strangest places on Earth.
They blamed the storms… 🌊
If we create mirror life, nature may have no defense against it. 🧬⚠️
Consider this a warning.
Something is wrong with the deer in Appalachia.
People describe legs that bend wrong. Bodies that seem just a little too long. Eyes that feel far too aware.
And then there’s the way they move.
They call them **Not-Deer**.
And once you know what people claim to have seen, you might start looking twice at the ones standing along the tree line.
YOUR FUNDRAISER COULD USE A PULSE.
Unfortunately, these guys don't have one. 🔥🐈⬛
Nine Lives at Engine 13 is a firefighter-meets-TNR coloring book built for questionable coloring choices and a good cause.
🔥 Fundraiser copies: $6 each
🔥 Suggested selling price: $10
🔥 Your group keeps $4 from every book
🔥 25-book minimum
Perfect for fire companies, rescues, shelters, TNR groups & anyone raising money without another bake sale.
25 books sold = $100 raised.
50 books sold = $200 raised.
Interested in using Nine Lives at Engine 13 for your next fundraiser?
Comment or message Altered Array for details.
This leads nowhere. Enjoy.
09/25/2026
How many names do your cats have? 🐈🐈⬛🐱 I have a few cats, but this is Mr. Marilyn, aka Marilyn Manson, aka Less Marilyn More Manson, aka Myrle 😆
Alright everyone, who out there has used scorch paint??? 🧐 I really want to use it, but don't want to waste $20...
09/22/2026
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