SPASH Cowboy Club

Hey fellow cowfolk! Here with an important message: did you know SPASH sells student essays to websites? That's right! Even ones that divulge very personal security information! Why, I found my very own essay with my full name in it, career aspirations, and hometown on sale for only 5 dollaroos! What the f**k!?

If you search and find any essays of your own for sale, send a DMCA takedown request. You can find a good template for 'em online.

and uhh... dont fergit to toot your root?

everyone always says shoot for the moon
but if you shoot for the ground, at least you'll leave a mark

im gonna eat a boot

Hey y'all, who's ready to pardy like it's 1885?

yeehaw.

With my favorite month drawin to a close, I done got nothin left to live fer. Yee-haw, brother......

God I'm so sad

Never forget, a true cowboy always supports his fellow horn tooters! Please give money to the SPASH music department. We are suffering.

Yee-haw....

Hey y'all! Don't be gettin' all addle-headed, remember to throw yer bat wings on for April 12th!