Pappy Van Winkle

Stage: ready.
Let's go!

Meet Amber.
Aside from being a member of Affordable Awesome,
Amber was an intern on Capitol hill, she once appeared in a Branson play starring Jerry Van D**e and she averages 3 speeding tickets a year!!!

Ok... so one of these "facts" is in truth false. If you can guess which of these "facts" is in fact false, Amber may or may not shake your hand at our next show. It's her call... and yours I suppose.

Wow, I think it's fair to say we've peaked some interest.

Since our journey began just a few short months ago, we have decided its time to take things to the next level.
Yes, the single life has its perks but we just feel that life has so much more to offer.
With that being said, we are now open to new relationships.
A little bit about us...

A- Always accepting, we never say no... but if we do, no in fact means no.
F-Forever yours. Unless you break up with us first.
F-Futuristic. You can contact us for more details on that.
O-Oreos are great with pinot.
R-Ready to love and be loved.
D-Does anybody want a peanut?
A-Ahhhhh thats about all you need to know... gotta keep some stuff for when we meet in RL ya know?

If you are interested in seeking a relationship with us, you can find us at the Springfield Impov on the Second Fridays of every month @ 10PM. Wear something classy. We will be the ones that are not dressed classy.