Piratz Tavern

IT EXISTS: A Flying Spaghetti Monster Colander I don’t know about you guys, but I think this might very well be one of the most amazing colander of all time! Don’t let his pretty eyes fool you, this spaghetti monster is a straining master. And if you’re planning a spaghetti dish, this noodly master will grant your wish! Whether you want to...

Tracy and Juci on special "Back to the Bar" episode again!! Come visit and like "Bar Refuge" on Facebook. That's our new bar opening soon in Melbourne Florida :)

Haaaay! Hope everyone enjoyed Bar Rescue's Friki Tiki episode. We sure did :)

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to All
https://philosophynow.org/issues/64/The_Piratical_Philosophy_of_Freedom

Jackie and Gordon and a slew of other awesome employees were finally able to open Quarry House Temporary (QHT) at 8402 Georgia Avenue tonight. We had a great time, enjoyed awesome burgers, hummus, salads and wings along with great beer and mixed drinks. Kudos to company for making the place look great and making us feel at home. It's all uphill from here!!

'Stupid Things With Fire' on Piratz Tavern's last night My choppy cell phone footage of the last performance of Stupid Things With Fire on the last night of Piratz Tavern. Our bar will be missed dearly

Another great night at Piratz Tavern except some do**he bag stole Captain Headbone's mug. I will pay a handsome ransom for it's return (+$100). Please do the right thing.

Piratz Tavern 2012 St Patrick's Day 2012 www.piratztavern.com I really don't understand why people feel the need to leave ignorant comments on a video of my friends and I out f...

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Piratz Tavern will open it's doors for the last time on Saturday April 4th. Unfortunately the negative publicity, constant prank calls, vandalism and bogus reviews generated by our unfortunate participation on Bar Rescue have taken their toll. To add insult to injury, late last year Taffer's crew reached out to me again asking that we participate in a back to the bar episode. They promised that it would be followed by a re-rescue and that they would right all the wrong's committed during the first episode. Obviously I don't learn. I believed them. On December 1st we went to the effort to open on a Monday, the one day a week we have been closed for 8 years, with a skeleton staff of former employees who agreed to play the parts. It was basically coerced and staged to be an opening act for a re-rescue. I was told to bring in several changes of clothes to make it appear that filming covered several days. As usual they brought in a bunch of extras to fill the house and we were told what to say and with whom to speak. Throughout the entire shoot the director coached Juciano to curse and say negative things about John Taffer. He referred to me as the "hero", my daughter as the "victim" and Juciano as the "villan". Total bu****it :( Basically we have been fu**ed by reality TV again and with know one to blame but ourselves, we have decided not to renew our lease. Just can't take anymore. Director James Agiesta sweet talked me into the deal and then left us behind like carnage, just like the first time. A HUGE thanks to all of you who worked and played so hard to make Piratz Tavern the awesome place it has been for the last 8 years.

St Pat's 2015

So many Birthdays! Great Night!