Liz Miele

Headlining in Los Angeles @ Flappers Comedy Club Thursday next week! Come see my new hour. I’ll try to drive there safely but I’m the only one trying. Lizmiele dot com

LA next Thursday May 28th • DENTISTS ARE A SCAM - it’s how I feel and can’t have cavities if you don’t know about them! Come see my new hour: http://lizmiele.com
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2026 TOUR DATES:
May 28 Los Angeles, CA
Jun 5-6 Miami, FL
Jun 7 Tampa, FL
Jun 26-27 Philly, PA
Jun 28 Hoboken, NJ
July 2 Brooklyn, NY (new material show)
July 8-11 San Francisco, CA
July 12 Sacramento, CA
Dec 18 Montreal, Canada
Dec 19 Toronto, Canada
*still adding cities*
2027 TOUR DATES:
Jan 14-17 Sunnyvale, CA

Privilege is a spectrum. I’m grateful for all my free sandwiches. Still adding summer & fall dates. Check my site for all info

SEATTLE Thursday! BANK ACCOUNT HACKED joke. This happened a few years ago & it is very surreal to see negative money in your account when you know you had money the day before. This banker legit said this to me. Anyway come see me on tour: http://lizmiele.com

Oh I live in a house now and I was wildly unprepared for all its requirements. But you can see me avoid responsibility while I’m on tour! Say more, Liz! I’M ON TOUR! New hour. Lots of jokes & stories! Come seeeeee me. (Note: had to move Sunnyvale to next year)
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2026 TOUR DATES:
Apr 26 Phoenix, AZ
Apr 30 Seattle, WA
May 9 Sandpoint, ID
May 28 Los Angeles, CA
Jun 5-6 Miami, FL
Jun 7 Tampa, FL
Jun 26-27 Philly, PA
Jun 28 Hoboken, NJ
July 2 Brooklyn, NY (new material show)
July 8-11 San Francisco, CA
Dec 18 Montreal, Canada
Dec 19 Toronto, Canada
Jan 14-17 Sunnyvale, CA
*still adding cities*

Ep. 6 of First Draft Feelings will premiere tomorrow 8pm ET/5pm PT at http://YouTube.com/lizmiele • watch me, Matt Kirshen & Lisa Curry try out new jokes & get helpful & not helpful feedback! (Next live show is July 2nd in Brooklyn)

Tonight Pekin, IL, tomorrow Greenwood, IN and Sunday Cleveland, OH + added a bunch more dates. Whole new hour. This is one of my fav jokes from my special last year about guys trying to hit on me after my cat died thinking that was an in. It was not. This joke is old. Info for shows at lizmiele dot com.
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2026 TOUR DATES:
Apr 10 Pekin, IL
Apr 11 Greenwood, IN
Apr 12 Cleveland, OH
Apr 26 Phoenix, AZ
Apr 30 Seattle, WA
May 9 Sandpoint, ID
May 28 Los Angeles, CA
Jun 5-6 Miami, FL
Jun 7 Tampa, FL
Jun 26-27 Philly, PA
Jun 28 Hoboken, NJ
July 2 Brooklyn, NY (new material show)
July 8-11 San Francisco, CA
Aug 20-23 Sunnyvale, CA
Dec 18 Montreal, Canada
Dec 19 Toronto, Canada
*still adding cities*