Lynn Chew, Realtor

🎄 Wishing you a Merry Christmas filled love, laughter, and warmth in your home and in your hearts. 🎅🤶🌟

🦃 Wishing you a Thanksgiving filled with gratitude, joy, and delicious moments shared with loved ones. May your day be blessed with warmth, laughter, and unforgettable memories. 🍂

🇺🇸 Honoring our brave veterans on this special day! 🎖️ We express our deepest gratitude for their unwavering service, sacrifices, and dedication to our nation. Let's show them our support and appreciation today, and every day. 🙏🏼💙

Let the ghoulish festivities begin! 🕷️👻

Happy Labor Day! 🎉💪 Today we celebrate the hardworking individuals who make our world go round. 🌍✨ Whether you're working or taking a well-deserved break, enjoy this day to the fullest! 🙌🌞

Wishing everyone a day filled with fun, fireworks, and freedom.

Happy Father's Day to all the amazing dads out there! 💗

🇺🇸 On this Memorial Day, we honor and remember the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice in service to our country.

We are forever grateful for their sacrifice and will never forget the tremendous courage and valor they displayed in defending our freedom. Let us take a moment to reflect on their sacrifice and to honor their memory.

To all our fallen heroes - thank you for your service and sacrifice. 🙏🏼

Start them young 😎last week was such a hectic yet fulfilling week for us. We got to finally see our rental properties out of state, for the first time after 3.5 years of owning them. We worked on the furnished units we were staying in because they didn’t quite meet our standard - new paint, new flooring etc. I have poured my heart and soul into these! Wish we could stay another week or two to see the final finished product.

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Singing it loud for you 🎵 We Wish You A Merry Christmas 🎵

𝗜𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗴𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗰𝘂𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁:

Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain

improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") a general lack of

stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.

A variety of foot apparel, e.g. stocking, socks, etc., had been affixed by and

around the chimney in said House in the hope and/or belief that St. Nick a/k/a/

St. Nicholas a/k/a/ Santa Claus (hereinafter "Claus") would arrive at sometime thereafter.

The minor residents, i.e. the children, of the aforementioned House,
were located in their individual beds and were engaged in nocturnal hallucinations,

i.e. dreams, wherein vision of confectionery treats, including, but not limited

to, candies, nuts and/or sugar plums, did dance, cavort and otherwise appear in said dreams.

Whereupon the party of the first part

sometimes hereinafter referred to as "I"),

being the joint-owner in fee simple of the House with the parts of the second part (hereinafter "Mamma"),
and said Mamma had retired for a sustained period of sleep.

At such time, the parties were clad in various forms of headgear, e.g. kerchief and cap.)

Suddenly, and without prior notice or warning,

there did occur upon the unimproved real property adjacent and appurtent to said House, i.e. the lawn,

a certain disruption of unknown nature, cause and/or circumstance.

The party of the first part did immediately rush to a window in the House to investigate the cause of such disturbance.

At that time, the party of the first part did observe,

with some degree of wonder and/or disbelief,

a miniature sleigh (hereinafter the "Vehicle") being pulled and/or drawn very rapidly through the air by approximately eight (8) reindeer.

The driver of the Vehicle appeared to be and in fact was, the previously referenced Claus.

Said Claus was providing specific direction, instruction and guidance to the approximately eight (8) reindeer and specifically identified the animal co-conspirators by name:

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder and Blitzen (hereinafter the "Deer").
(Upon information and belief, it is further asserted that an additional co-conspirator named Rudolph may have been involved.)

The party of the first part witnessed Claus,

the Vehicle and the Deer intentionally and willfully trespass upon the roofs of several residences

located adjacent to and in the vicinity of the House, and noted

that the Vehicle was heavily laden with packages, toys and other items of unknown origin or nature.

Suddenly, without prior invitation or permission, either express or implied, the Vehicle arrived at the House, and Claus entered said House via the chimney.

Said Claus was clad in a red fur suit, which was partially covered with residue from the chimney,

and he carried a large sack containing a portion of the aforementioned packages, toys, and other unknown items.

He was smoking what appeared to be to***co in a small pipe in blatant violation of local ordinances and health regulations.

Claus did not speak, but immediately began to fill the stocking of the minor children,

which hung adjacent to the chimney, with toys and other small gifts.

(Said items did not, however, constitute "gifts" to said minor pursuant to the applicable provisions of the U.S. Tax Code.)

Upon completion of such task, Claus touched the side of his nose and flew, rose and/or ascended up the chimney of the House to the roof where the Vehicle and Deer waited and/or served as "lookouts."

Claus immediately departed for an unknown destination.

However, prior to the departure of the Vehicle, Deer and Claus from said House,

the party of the first part did hear Claus state and/or exclaim: "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"

Or words to that effect.