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I’m back home after a few days with my best friend, Charley 🐾💙

Apparently the hoomans went to Disneyland without me. No Mickey ears. No churros. No rides. Not even a souvenir. 😒

I’ve accepted their apology in the form of extra treats, belly rubs, and unlimited cuddles… but I won’t forget this betrayal anytime soon. 🐶😂

Customer service is my passion. How may I supervise you today? 😌

Mom: “Smile for the picture!”
Me: “I choose violence.”

No, I’m not on the bed. I’m invisible. Please respect my privacy at this time 👀🐾

Mom’s schedule just opened up dramatically, and I’d like to thank management for my increased belly rub benefits package 🐾✨

Why are you taking pictures instead of opening the treat jar? 🤨

Out mogged mahm 😏

I asked for 47 belly rubs. I received 46. Unacceptable 😡

Currently marinating in sunshine and I can smell the holiday weekend coming. It smells like burgers, sunscreen, and zero responsibilities 🍔😌☀️