Clayton Chaney

I ironically recorded this right before rushing out the door.

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Slow down and eat a pickle, please.

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It’s time to take those old employees to the corn crib and prompt Claude to pull the trigger.

“Can’t Turn It Back” w/

It’s gonna be a two banana day. I can tell. This doesn’t include the banana I already had with breakfast. And the half banana my son didn’t finish, which I finished for him.

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