SoCal Surf2Snow

🤫 I have a little secret about being able to PLAY BEFORE PAY..

Soo many regrets in Mammoth this week.. I should have played with the park more but I’ll take that powder all day. I totally forgot the wakeboard tow rope, life vest, orange flag and wetsuit.. they are already on the URGENT 🚨 SUPPLIES LIST for the next trip. Didn’t even check any urban jib locations.. I figure the car can tow me the way I used to skitch the ice cream man truck on a skateboard.. BUT I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO F**K AROUND AND FIND OUT, WON’T I?

HAVE ANY OF YOU IDIOTS EVEN CONSIDERED HITTING A LINE IN REVERSE WHILE RIDING UP THE MOUNTAIN?!? FREAKING AMATEUR CENTURY I SWEAR.. I WILL ABSOLUTELY NEED TIME FOR THAT SKIDOO RENTAL NEXT TIME OR AT LEAST TO SNOWBOARD THROUGH VOLCOM SKATEPARK..

LEXI.. DADDY IS HOME!! WHO WANTS PETS & TREATS?!?

SoCal Surf2Snow

My name is Show

But you can call me Train

I’m from OC but you all know I am more LA

I party from MV to NE Patriot, Boston Celtic & Red Sox territory

I’ve made up a 0-3 hole all on my own

Wouldn’t even want another bitch up on my team

You don’t know how I can get locked in when I come within my zone

I begin LAYING OFF PITCHES WITHIN MILLIMETERS OF THE STIKEZONE

You can bring 104 MPH heat straight up in the zone

I might step into it and say you instigated and triggered it

The Up To Bat Mixtape was a classic

Shhh.. give me a moment to think..

What if I told you I couldn’t narrow down my career to only one lane

Do I still sound insane?

What if I want to combine the greatest combination of lyrics and lessons of all time

And develop a hypothesis that allows me to think

If I continue to improve my skills I’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORK A F**KING DAY IN MY LIFE

Consider I manage it all

I can take breaks when I want to play BASKETBALL

I can sell ma*****na legally if I want to after all

Top Dog Entertainment spots are being booked up for 2024

SoCal Surf2Snow is expanding the artillery

The vehicle is 202(?)

I’ll give you a hint.. I don’t plan on driving much other than a Subaru..

-All-Around Combination of speed, style & timed
-Big Air
-Difficulty
-Speed
-Steez
-Style
-Technicality

Competition categories and criteria for the judges..

SoCal Surf2Snow

Mammoth Mountain Tuesday 1/23/24 thru Thursday 1/25/24 leaving 4:20 - 5:00 AM.. The Mammoth Creek Inn will be home base for this stay. Right now the rate is about $110 per night per person. It can only go lower..

I have room for 2 more.. I have security in the passenger seat too 🤫

SoCal Surf2Snow

RideShare
Lessons available
Snow gear available for rent

Shoot an offer.. good luck find better equipment for less $$

Rome Snowboards available
Park & Powder boards

Sorry, no one is touching my CAPiTA SNOWBOARDING DOA with the blue Rome Snowboards bindings.. you probably couldn't do anything with it anyways.. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I was already strapped in.. 🤫

I would like to send a formal apology to Big Bear Mountain Resort & Summit Snow..

If you heard me introduce myself as the “GAYEST TRANSGENDER FEMALE” on the mountain you already know why..

I do not care if you are a local boy… sorry if I ride better than you do. Sorry if I ride more days and drive further than you to get there.

I hope I was able to teach you a lesson on how to respect others my son.. I know your name, you are so stupid you thought I really cared what it is. 🤫 You don’t know my name.. yet

12 days ridden on the season.

5 out of 6 days last week.

5 different resorts hit.

SoCal Surf2Snow

Warm up lap evaluation. Be ready for the situation I create or already created on its own.

If you beat me down the mountain you graduate the class.

Tacoma. Colorado. Crosstrek. Tiguan. A6.

Try to keep it under $25,000.

The real decision is blue or white?

Last call.

Great.

Night.

SoCal Surf2Snow

6 AM TAKE OFF.

Imagine we put the entire B Team.. coached and played by me.. against the A TEAM
LMAOOO

GOOD LUCK STOPPING THAT

ILL PUT THE BALL IN THE HAND OF THE TERMINATOR AND LET THEM RUN OVER COWARDS.. then I’ll switch to A and take my turns laying out BOB MCCOOL AND Devallee Pedrogo (BROOO ARE YOU OKAY?? I AM SOO SORRY, COACH SAID 50%.. WERE YOU EVEN MOVING AT 5% BY THE END OF THE PLAY?? I’M SO SORRY, THIS MY FIRST TIME I SWEAR! I LOVE YOU. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER??

Next time consider mentioning F**k ShowTrain..

Tag me too. I think you throw down harder on the board than me?? I can’t assume but I believe I have seen??

Let me get me at the Dirt Bike.. I got a Husqvarna on my mind and A SeaDoo too?

One at a time? Why not both??

I’ll send it harder than you in the water.. wanna test me??

🤫

“Life Goes On”

SoCal Surf2Snow