Pure209

Listen, friends... if you’re planning on being conscious and upright between the ungodly hours of 7:00am and 9:00am, I’m going to need you to swing by and buy a newspaper from me at 5 Points where McHenry, Needham, and J St meet.

But wait—let’s talk about The Taco Debt. 🌮🎟️

If I was the friend who “paid it forward” and secured you a free ticket to the , you officially owe me a visit lol. Don’t be that person who eats free tacos while I’m out here hawking paper. 😂

The Deal of the Century:

For the low, low price of $5, you get:

Five (5) whole newspapers.

The satisfaction of knowing you aren’t a taco-debt dodger.

Or….use the spare change in your ashtray to buy 1 newspaper for $1 🗞️😂

Stop by, see my face, and help me help you (but mostly help me win the most sales award!!). See you in the morning! 😎

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This Saturday in is bad ass 🪩💃🏻🕺🏡🎶

The countdown is officially ON for Modesto Taco Fest⏳

I don’t know about you, but we’ve been dreaming about Modesto Taco Fest all week. Nothing says “perfect Saturday” like sunshine, good music, and an endless supply of the best tacos in town. 🌮🍻🍹💃🤤✨

Join the fiesta this Saturday May 2nd and purchase your tickets at www.ModestoTacoFest.com 🎟️👈

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