Hissy Chick

SUNDAY LUNCH IS CALLING. 👀🐔🍯

And she said she wants it HOT. 🔥😂

Our LIMITED-TIME Hot Honey Sliders are waiting for you! Grilled chicken + our exclusive hyper-local hot honey made right here in Magnolia with Magnolia Bee & Supply. 🍯🐝🔥

Get them while they're here because once they're gone… they're GONE. 👀

Hissychick.net

📍 5802 FM 1488
⏰ 12-3

Come see us, Magnolia! 🐔🩵

Honest Magnolia question…........ 👀

When y'all say you “miss Hissy Chick” but then tell me you don't come to the storefront because you're “never on that side”…....👀

Are we really that far away, or has Magnolia just gotten REALLY big? 😂

Because some of y'all are acting like Old Mag and New Mag require a road trip, an overnight bag, and possibly a passport to get back. 🤣🐔

Be honest: 👀👇

A. Too far
B. Worth the drive
C. Traffic be wildin' on 1488, so for that I'm out 😂
D. Magnolia is too big, so Old Mag needs its own Hissy Chick
E. All of the above 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤷🏼‍♀️
F. Other — because I know y'all have opinions 👀😂

Well…....this showed up and we’re feeling a little proud today. 🥹🏆🐔🫶

Hissy Chick was ranked #1 Mobile Caterer in Montgomery County for May 2026 by BusinessRate, based on Google Reviews.

To every person who has ordered from us, invited us to an event, left us a review, shared our posts, recommended us to a friend, or simply believed in this little business…...

THANK YOU. 🫶

Here's to continuing to serve Montgomery County with a whole lot of Heart, Hustle, Hospitality & Hope. 🩵🐔🙏

🚨 PICK A TEAM. 🚨

🤎 TEAM SNOOKIE — sweet, heat, with a little attitude

💙 TEAM CHICK SAUCE — the OG. The reason you keep asking for extra. 👀

🤍 TEAM BUTTERMILK RANCH — classic, creamy, never lets you down

🌶️ TEAM CREAMY SERRANO — for those of you who like a little heat 😮‍💨🔥

So......what team sauce are YOU?!

Drop your team below! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

It’s FRIYAY and lunch plans are officially handled. 😮‍💨🐔

Hot Honey Sliders are HERE for a limited time! 🍯🔥

Sweet. Spicy. Hyper-local. And honestly… we're a little obsessed. 👀😂

Grab yours today before you spend another Friday asking, “What do you want for lunch?”

📍 Hissy Chick Express
⏰ 11–5

Who’s trying the Hot Honey Sliders today? 👇🏼🍯🔥

WOW, what a night! 🙌🏼🐔🏈

Thank you, Rosehill Christian, for having us out tonight for your pep rally and for letting Hissy Chick be part of kicking off your season!

We wish you all the absolute BEST season and will definitely be cheering you on! 📣🏈

We hope everyone enjoyed their meals, and we truly appreciate all of the support and love shown to us tonight. 💙

GO EAGLES! 🦅🐔

🔥🍯 TOMORROW, IT’S GETTING HOT. 🍯🔥

Meet our NEW Hot Honey Sliders — launching tomorrow for a LIMITED TIME ONLY!

And this isn’t just any hot honey. 👀

This honey is hyper-local, made with honey from bees right here in Magnolia, Texas. 🐝🍯

We’re so excited to have partnered with Magnolia Bee & Supply to exclusively create the PERFECT hot honey for this launch. Sweet. Spicy. A little addictive. 😏🔥

Our honey comes from Knights Family Honey Farm, and we’re proud to feature a product that’s truly local to our community. 🍯🐝💛

Pair it with our signature grilled chicken and you’ve got yourself a slider that brings SWEET + HEAT in all the right ways.

🔥 Grab yours in a 2-pack or 6-pack
⏳ LIMITED TIME
🐝 HYPER-LOCAL HONEY
📍 Hissy Chick Express

Tomorrow, we’re turning up the heat, Magnolia. 🔥

Blue skies. Blue Sparkle. 🩵☀️

Some things just belong together. 😉

🩵 Blue Sparkle Lemonade

📍 Hissy Chick Express • 5802 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX 77354

Come get your little cup of sunshine. ☀️🐔

POV: You just came for the lemonade. 🥤✨️

And then somehow there’s a Spicy Chick, chips AND a cookie sitting in front of you. 😂🤷🏼‍♀️🍪

We’ve all been there. 👀

Sunday lunch plans? We got you. 🐔🩵

Hissychick.net

My mom told me NOT to play with my food. 😂

So naturally....✌️ I made a business out of it. 🐔😂

Honestly…....I think Mom would be proud. 😉🤷🏼‍♀️🫶