P.U.P.S. OF LEWES

To all our two and four-legged friends, please come join us and enjoy a lovely evening supporting Humane Animal Partners this Wednesday evening!🍸🏖️🐕🐩🦮🐕‍🦺🏖️🍸

PUPDATE: Bubbles is on a trial visit with a potential new family!!!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Oh Bubbles!!! Clearly there has been an administrative error somewhere!!! You look just about perfect!💝 If you need a little Bubbles in your life…please contact poster!

🚨 FORMAL COMPLAINT FROM BUBBLES 🚨
RE: THE ABSURD DELAY IN MY ADOPTION

Dear Humans,

I am writing to formally express my disappointment regarding the ongoing failure to secure my forever home.

Let me begin by saying: THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS. 🙄

I am approximately 10 years old, 11 pounds, potty trained, sleep quietly in my kennel, enjoy walks, car rides, zoomies, dog friends, and being fabulous.

And yet somehow…

I AM STILL WAITING.

I even had some interest in a forever home recently! For a brief moment, I thought, “FINALLY! Someone has realized they desperately need a Bubbles in their life.”

But apparently not.

Because here I am.

Still.

Waiting.

Clearly, there has been a serious administrative error. 📋

Now, I have heard there may be some concern about my personality.

Excuse me?

Yes, I like things on my terms.

WHO DOESN’T?!

If I want belly rubs, I will let you know. If I have had enough belly rubs, I will ALSO let you know.

This is called BOUNDARIES.

You humans are always talking about boundaries, and then when I enforce mine, suddenly I’m “a little grouchy.” 🙄

Unbelievable.

I am not difficult.

I am a senior lady with standards. 💅

I don’t want every stranger touching me, and I don’t immediately trust everyone I meet. Occasionally, I may give you a look that makes you reconsider your life choices.

But once I decide you’re MY person?

You get the good Bubbles. ❤️

The companionship. The zoomies. The adorable face. And, naturally, my highly valued opinions. 😂

I need someone who respects my boundaries, appreciates a little sass, and looks at an older, quirky girl and says, “Yep. She’s perfect.”

Because let’s be honest…

I’M 11 POUNDS OF PERSONALITY.

And I am POTTY TRAINED, which apparently humans consider a huge selling point. You’re welcome. ✔️

So I am officially requesting that my forever-home search be EXPEDITED IMMEDIATELY.

Please come meet me. I will be available for interviews, provided I approve the interviewee. 😉

Sincerely,

Bubbles
10 years old • 11 pounds • Potty trained
Senior-level sass specialist
CEO of Doing Things My Way, LLC 💅🐾

P.S. Stop overthinking it, humans! I am located in Wilmington DE

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For the Corgi lovers following…look at beautiful Nola!!! If interested, please apply with East Coast Corgi Rescue.