The Mansignment Shop

Just got a bunch of new Dewalt and Makita tools in. Pop in and check em out. 601 Park ave Lancaster PA, 17602. Mon-Sat 9am to 5pm

🚗🛥️✈️ WARNING: This post may cause sudden man-child behavior.

At Mansignment, we don’t sell toys… we sell alibis for avoiding chores.

Remote control trucks that go faster than your excuses

Boats that actually float (unlike your weekend plans)

Airplanes that do perfect loops while your responsibilities circle the drain

And enough accessories to make your wife say, “He’s been in the garage for 6 hours… again.”

Because nothing says “I’m a responsible adult” like spending $200 on a tiny helicopter that you’ll crash into the neighbor’s pool within 11 minutes.

Who needs therapy when you can have RC therapy?

Tag the grown man in your life who definitely “needs” this. We won’t tell his wife. 😉

Mansignment – Where boys and girls are allowed to stay boys and girls.

Starting today, don't miss out on this week's opportunity. Inventory changes often!!

Dads don’t want another tie. 👔

They want something that goes vroom, bang or catches fish.

This Father’s Day, skip the lame gifts and head to The Mansignment Shop for 10% OFF storewide (on $10+ purchases) the whole week leading up to June 21st!

Tools. Hardware. Hunting gear. Fishing stuff. Truck parts. Camping treasures.

And yes… we have gift cards for that one dad who already owns 47 of everything.

Gifts card purchases of $50 or more receive $10 off.

Because nothing says 'I love you' like power tools and plausible deniability when Mom asks what you bought.

The Mansignment Shop
601 Park Avenue, Lancaster, PA 17602
717-413-3781
Mon-Sat 9am-5pm

Tag a dad who needs this. Or tag yourself… we won’t judge.

Dads don’t want another tie. 👔

They want something that goes vroom, bang or catches fish.

This Father’s Day, skip the lame gifts and head to The Mansignment Shop for 10% OFF storewide (on $10+ purchases) the whole week leading up to June 21st!

Tools. Hardware. Hunting gear. Fishing stuff. Truck parts. Camping treasures.

And yes… we have gift cards for that one dad who already owns 47 of everything.

Gifts card purchases of $50 or more receive $10 off.

Because nothing says 'I love you' like power tools and plausible deniability when Mom asks what you bought.

The Mansignment Shop
601 Park Avenue, Lancaster, PA 17602
717-413-3781
Mon-Sat 9am-5pm

Tag a dad who needs this. Or tag yourself… we won’t judge.

MANSIGNMENT SHOP – Because Your Tools Deserve a Better Life Than "Somewhere in the Garage"

"STOP LIVING IN TOOL CHAOS!
Your Wife Already Thinks You Have a Problem. Don’t Prove Her Right."

Tired of tripping over that mystery pile of wrenches that somehow migrated into the kitchen again?

Is your garage so disorganized it has its own ecosystem? (We found a family of socks living under a 2017 lawnmower. They had names.)

Good news, fellow man!

The Mansignment Shop has arrived to save your sanity, your marriage, and your left pinky toe.

Heavy-Duty Tool Cabinets that lock so securely even you won’t remember what’s inside (but at least it looks impressive).

Rugged Storage Bags tougher than your uncle’s war stories.

Rolling Tool Boxes with wheels so smooth they glide like your excuses when you’re late for dinner.

Storage Carts that organize faster than your mom can say “I told you so.”

And about 47 more storage solutions you didn’t know you desperately needed.

MANSIGNMENT SHOP WOODWORKING TOOL DROP ALERT!

“Divorced from their old owners. Ready to commit to YOU.”

Listen up, fellas. A fresh batch of woodworking tools just hit the Mansignment Shop floor, and they’re looking for a real man who knows how to handle ’em. These aren’t your cousin’s rusty Craigslist specials — these are gently used, emotionally available tools that got traded in when their previous guys either:

Bought a $400 espresso machine instead

Got yelled at for “taking up garage space”

Or finally admitted they were never actually going to finish that “deck project”

These bad boys are ready for a committed relationship with someone who actually uses his tools.

We’ve got:

A solid lathe that’s been spinning bowls and pens like it was born for it — previous owner started strong but ghosted the hobby after three candle holders. Still spins smoother than your ex’s excuses.

A drill press that’s precise, powerful, and never misses a hole. Former owner swore he’d build furniture… then life got in the way. Now it’s here, single and ready to bore (in the best way).

A benchtop jig saw that cuts curves better than your buddy’s pickup lines. Lightly used, eager to make intricate cuts again with someone who actually finishes projects.

A belt sander and round (orbital) sanders that are aggressive but fair. They’ve already got experience smoothing out rough situations — perfect for guys who like a tool that works hard and leaves a flawless finish.

Why buy new when you can buy “gently mansigned”?

These tools have already been broken in by guys who thought they were Bob Vila… until life happened. Now they’re priced to move faster than a circular saw through pine.

Come get you a new shop wife (or three).
No judgment. No questions. Just tools, tools, and more tools.

Mansignment Shop where tools go when their marriage to the garage fails.

Lancaster, PA – Come for the deals, stay because your wife won’t let you buy new ones anyway.

Monday-Saturday 9-5
601 Park Avenue
Lancaster PA 17601

MANSIGNMENT SHOP MEMORIAL DAY UPDATE
🟢 OPEN MONDAY MAY 25th 🟢

9:00 AM – 5:00 PM… or until someone leaves.

That’s right, legends — we’re staying open this Memorial Day because nothing says “honoring the troops” like arguing over whose turn it is to buy the next round of beef jerky while trying to sell a barely-used Weber grill.

Come on in between 9 and 5 (or until one of us decides it’s close enough to beer o’clock and flips the sign). We’ll be here moving slightly used man-tools, bad decisions, and that one lawn chair that’s been to war and back.

Memorial Day Hours:
9 AM – 5 PM…
or until someone leaves.
(We all know how this usually goes.)

Drop off your consignment treasures, browse for treasures, or just hang out and tell questionable stories. First guy to fire up the shop grill gets hero status.

Freedom isn’t free.
But browsing our treasures kinda is.
See you Monday, patriots.
🇺🇸 Grill responsibly (or at least act like you are).
—The Mansignment Shop Team
Lancaster’s home for manly second chances

Oi mate!

Tired of rockin’ up to the campsite lookin’ like a stunned mullet with a dodgy tent and a single soggy snag?

Well fair dinkum, get yourself down to Mansignment Shop!

We’ve got proper camping gear that’ll make ya the king of the bush:

Swags tougher than a cane toad

Eskys that keep the tinnies colder than a ex’s heart

Mozzie-proof everything (because those little bastards don’t muck around)

And knives sharp enough to make a vegan reconsider

Whether you’re wrestlin’ drop bears, fightin’ off mozzies the size of drones, or just tryin’ to look like you know what you’re doing… we’ve got the gear, second-hand and bloody ripper condition.

Mansignment Shop – Because real men and women don’t buy new, they get assigned the good stuff.

Chuck a u-ey and come see us in Lancaster, ya bloody legend! 🪓🍺

Monday-Saturday 9-5
601 Park Avenue Lancaster pa 17601

Mansignment Shop: Where "Honey-Do" Becomes "Honey, Watch This!"

Tired of your garage looking like a sad collection of dull blades and broken dreams?

At Mansignment Shop, we sell pre-owned, battle-tested man tools that actually work (most of the time). New power tools. No instructions in 47 languages. Just pure, unfiltered testosterone in power form.

🔥 This Week’s Manly Deals:

Miter Saws – Because “close enough” is for amateurs. Cut perfect 45° angles so your deck looks pro… even if you still measure with a beer can.
“Finally, a tool that lets you cut corners correctly.”

Battery Powered Mowers – Zero gas, zero trips to the gas station, 100% ability to mow at 7:47 AM on Saturday just to annoy the neighbors. Runs quieter than your teenager’s excuses.
“Eco-friendly? Nah. Nap-friendly.”

Pressure Washers – Turn black mold, dirt, and your shameful patio into a crime scene in under 30 seconds. Also great for removing political stickers you no longer agree with.
“Cleans concrete AND bad decisions.”

And a whole lot more outdoor equipment: Chainsaws that actually start, leaf blowers loud enough to cancel Thanksgiving arguments, trimmers, edgers, and that one mysterious tool your wife swears you already own.

Why buy from Mansignment Shop?
Because buying new is for rookies. Our tools have stories. They’ve survived divorces, bachelor parties, and at least one attempt to build a treehouse at 2 AM.

Location: 601 Park Avenue Lancaster, PA 17602

Come in today. Monday-Saturday 9-5
Leave with a truck bed full of questionable life choices and the confidence to say, “I’ll fix it this weekend” and actually mean it… for once.

Mansignment Shop — Tools with previous mansignments.
Because your wife deserves a husband with good equipment.

MANSIGNMENT STORE PRESENTS: TOOL DIVORCE SALE!

"They got the house. You get the POWER."Tired of your ex taking the good silverware?

At Mansignment, we specialize in pre-loved, battle-tested power tools that have seen more drama than a reality TV show. These bad boys survived job sites, weekend warrior projects, and "honey-do" lists from hell.

This Week's New and used Merch: Milwaukee M18 Fuel Lineup – The red beasts that don't quit (unlike some people we know). Hammer drills that hit harder than your last breakup argument.

DeWalt 20V MAX Collection – Yellow and black, just like the caution tape around your failed DIY bathroom reno. Built tough enough to survive "I can fix it myself."

Makita LXT Series – Teal legends that run all day on a single battery (wish your ex had that kind of stamina). Quiet enough to use at 7am without starting World War III.

Why buy used from Mansignment?These tools have already been yelled at, dropped from ladders, and left out in the rain. They've got character.
No more "This is my first time" awkwardness in the aisle at Home Depot.
Every tool tested for "Will it still run after being called useless for 3 years?"

Open Monday-Saturday 9am-5pm.
601 Park avenue Lancaster Pa. 17602