Colorado Bin Squatch

🫈 ONE LEGEND RISES... AND HE SMELLS AMAZING 🫈
Ladies and gentlemen, Colorado's most decorated bin-hunting cryptid has arrived. Veteran-owned. Fully weaponized with a pressure washer. Zero chill when it comes to grime. 💦
Your trash cans have been living their best (worst) life out there — crusty, stinky, attracting every fly in the county. Not anymore. Colorado Bin Squatch is coming for them. 🫈
✅ Sanitized
✅ Deodorized
✅ Squatch-approved
🚫 No mercy for grime
He's not hiding in the woods anymore — he's hiding behind YOUR house, waiting to make your bins smell like victory instead of last week's leftovers. 🫈
Book your bin wash before he finds you first.
📞 720-436-6036
🌐 www.coloradobinsquatch.com
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2 days left to lock in your Founders Sale pricing for 5 FULL YEARS.

The Binsquatch has been tracking down the best bin cleaning deal in Colorado, and it disappears on October 8th. Monthly service starting at just $15/bin, locked in for five years. That means cleaner bins, zero stink, and a rate your future self will seriously thank you for.

Don't let this one get away from you. Sign up before the clock runs out!

Visit us at https://coloradobinsquatch.com/ or give us a call at 720-436-6036. South Denver Metro, veteran owned and operated.

Hey South Denver — just a friendly heads up from the Binsquatch: you've got 4 days left to lock in Founders Sale pricing. After October 8th, it's gone for good.

Here's what you're locking in for 5 FULL YEARS:
Monthly service: $15/bin
Quarterly service: $17.50/bin
One-time clean: $45/bin
(2-bin minimum, and every extra bin after that is just $10)

We're talking a veteran-owned service powered by a zero-emission GMC Hummer EV, blasting bins with 2,500 PSI of water heated to over 200°F. Your cans will smell like they just came off a showroom floor.

Don't sleep on this one. Sign up at coloradobinsquatch.com or give us a call at 720-436-6036 before October 8th!

Squatch Hunts Stinky Colorado Bins 🫈🗑

Stinky trash bins, meet your match. 🫈💦

Colorado Bin Squatch is hunting down stinky bins across the South Denver Metro. Our Marine-style Squatch and his pressure-washing trailer blast away grime, germs, and odors, so you don't have to.

✅ Hot-water pressure washing, with wastewater reclaimed
✅ Fresh scent after every clean
✅ Monthly, quarterly, or one-time deep clean plans
✅ No contracts. Cancel anytime.
✅ Veteran owned & operated, licensed and insured

📍 Serving Highlands Ranch, Littleton, Castle Rock, Castle Pines, Parker, Lone Tree, Centennial & Lakewood

📞 720-436-6036
📧 [email protected]

🌐 www.ColoradoBinSquatch.com

Hunting Down Stinky Bins, Wherever They Hide!

Colorado VeteranOwned PressureWashing Shorts

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🚨 SIGN UP NOW — SERVICE STARTS IN JUST 2 WEEKS! 🗑️🦶https://zolato.ai/f/9CWVrcioCqFEdSQyMvDCCJCv

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Southwest Denver — don’t wait until your trash can starts smelling like a Sasquatch’s locker room! 😂

🗑️ Colorado Bin Squatch is getting ready to hit the streets!

We’re launching service in approximately 3 weeks, and now is the time to get on the schedule.

✅ Professional bin cleaning
🧼 Deep cleaning & sanitizing
🌿 Eco-friendly products
💨 Deodorizing
💦 Water-reclamation system
🇺🇸 Veteran-owned & operated

🔥 SIGN UP TODAY so you’re ready when we start rolling!

The sooner you sign up, the sooner we can get your bins on the route.

👉 Don’t wait — reserve your spot now at www.ColoradoBinSquatch.com

Your trash can deserves better. Let the Squatch handle the stink. 🦶💨

🗑️🫈 Your trash bin deserves better.

Colorado Bin Squatch is coming to the South Denver Metro!

We’re bringing professional curbside trash-bin cleaning and sanitizing right to your home. Our system uses hot water over 200°F, approximately 2,500 PSI, and wastewater reclamation to give your bins a serious deep clean — without leaving a mess behind.

🌱 Eco-friendly
👨‍👩‍👧 Family-safe
💦 Wastewater reclamation
📍 South Denver Metro
🚛 Curbside service

Service begins in approximately 3 weeks — spots are already filling up.

Don’t wait until your bin smells like something crawled in there and died. 😆

👉 Get signed up now at www.ColoradoBinSquatch.com

Colorado Bin Squatch
Bigfoot-sized cleaning. Small-town service.