Wharflurch
LURKING BEYOND
THE FOAMY FINGERS OV THE SEA
DRAGGING THIS HEAVING MASS
TO ABSORB LIFE WHERE IT HIDES
04/06/2026
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03/31/2026
With the Flurchiest Friends at
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02/27/2026
Wishing you a FLURCHY FRIDAY from the swamp.
01/30/2026
Studio magick captured by as Myk & Mamo hammered out WHARFLURCH LP #2 at
MYCODEATH comes your way soon….
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11/17/2025
FLURCH PATCHES! Damn, we sure did quite a few! Who got all these?
10/20/2025
DEATH METAL STORY TIME…. Back in 2006, I got asked if I wanted to be the vocalist for a new band coming together from the ashes ov a short-lived band called BEHEAD THE ROMANTIC.. it was to be melodic death metal in the vein ov At The Gates / The Black Dahlia Murder etc. At the time I was in THEE KVLT OV OUROBOROS (among other things) and felt it would be cool to branch out and be only a vocalist.. Thus, BY THE HORNS was born! With Casey Spahr and Dustin Lollis on guitars, Sameer Matta on bass, and Matt Rosario on drums, we concocted sharp, melodic riffs with bludgeoning heavy parts and seething rage.
We played as many shows as we could, including FEST here in Gainesville, and an opening slot for WATAIN in Tampa at the Brass Mug. We also played a show with comedian Doug Stanhope, and a show with the gal who “won” the first season ov Rock ov Love (🤷♀️). Weird times.
We set out to record a full length, DESTROY THE HORIZON, which I have just put on streaming media remastered and with a couple bonus tracks (link below). This recording was fraught with bad luck; mostly in that the studio we recorded in ended up shutting down unceremoniously while we were in the middle ov it. So, admittedly, the mix isn’t the greatest, didn’t even get to do a 2nd vocal track.. but it is a good testament to what we were up to! Lots ov catchy riffs and brutal moments, with my acerbic vocal stylings tying it together conceptually. I even had hair back then 🤯
Ultimately, Dustin, Matt and myself started HOT GRAVES while this project was still active, but then moved full time to that once it became clear that it was gonna be way more fun to do. But I’m glad we made this document, and proud to share it with you guys now!
RIP BTH 2006-2008
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09/16/2025
NEW FLURCH FOOTY from June.
https://youtu.be/ZzjIUzSey_U?si=p-r3H0iPHfpf0x5k
07/29/2025
FLURCHED OUT croc charms and nifty hats are discounted at right now!! Swagify yourself in the mycelial way today!!
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06/15/2025
Big shout out to everyone who stuck around at The Ox last night for the first FLURCH show in 3 years…. Especially THIS GUY!!!
More to come… stay sh*tty, stay slimy.
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06/15/2025
FLURCH MERCH spread for tonight at .ox.gnv … GET TO THE GIG
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