Captain Kenos

We received a cease and desist letter from an AI clown farm representing a massive national for profit museum (it’s true, look it up!) saying that this image is their image. Don’t really know what’s going to happen but they are still for sale for now!

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Cap’n Keno’s is proud to announce that we’re are the official dive bar legacy apparel of team USA baseball! Make us proud, gentlemen! *

*statement may or may not be complete bs

Sunday Feb 15th join us at for a Gerry appreciation jam! Party starts around 4. Come say hi and relive some great times…Breakers has awesome food and drinks as well as a lot of the old Cap’n Keno’s furnishings, and there’s even a reggae band! Hope to see y’all there!

Maybe you were a little bit naughty this year and Santa didn’t bring you any Cap’n Keno’s merch? Or maybe he just forgot…use the discount code “SANTAFORGOT” at checkout for 15% off your entire purchase until the end of January.

From now until the end of the year spend $40 (total, including tax and shipping) and get a free beer coozie and a free sticker! kenosmerch.com ships anywhere in the United States and we just got new designs and restocked our classics…keep the vibe alive!🤙🏻

Spend $40 and get a free beer coozie and a free sticker from now until the end of the year! The holidaze are upon us and kenosmerch.com is here to help. We can ship anywhere in the United States. New stuff and restocked classics. Keep the vibe alive 🤙🏻

Spend $40 and get a free coozie and a free sticker from now until 2026. Ship your order anywhere in the United States. The Holidaze are upon us and kenosmerch.com is here to help. New stuff and restocked classics🤙🏻 keep the vibe alive.

Use the discount code “BLACKFRIDAY” at checkout for 20% off everything!

New coozies, crop tops, crewnecks and more available now at kenosmerch.com