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Merry Christmas to you all...we are looking forward to a wonderful New Year!!

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To “all y’all” moving to Texas....a bit of helpful info. 😉. Welcome to Texas!!!

DON'T MOVE TO TEXAS
But if you insist on doing so...know these:
1. Save all bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it.
2. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.
3. Remember: "Y'all" is singular. "All y'all" is plural. "All y'all's" is plural possessive.
4. Get used to the phrase "It's not the heat, it's the humidity". And the collateral phrase "You call this hot? Wait'll August."
5. Don't tell us how you did it there. Nobody cares.
6. If you think it's too hot, don't worry. It'll cool down-in December.
7. A Mercedes-Benz is not a status symbol...a Super-Duty pickup is.
8. If someone says they're "fixin" to do something, that doesn't mean anything's broken.
9. The value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but the availability of shade.
10. If you are driving a slower moving vehicle on a two lane road, pull onto the shoulder. That is called "courtesy".
11. BBQ is a food group. It does NOT mean grilling burgers and hot dogs outdoors.
12. Weddings, funerals and divorces must take into account the Rodeo & parade schedule.
13. Everything is better with hot sauce or BBQ sauce.
14. DO NOT honk your horn at us. It is obnoxious and we will sit there until we die.
15. We pull over and stop for emergency vehicles to pass.
16. We pull over for funeral processions, turn our music off and men remove hats or caps. Some people put their hand over their heart.
17. "Bless your Heart" is a nice way of saying you're an idiot.
18. No mater what kind, Sprite, Coke, Pepsi, Mtn Dew, it isn't called soda or pop. It is all called coke or drank!
19. There will always be a tractor on the two lanes when you are running late, so allow time for that.
20. If you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes, it will change.
21. We respect and consider heroes, first responders, veterans and teachers.
22. The American, Texas, POW and Gadsden flags are considered sacred.
23. The Constitution is sacred...ALL of it!
24. Unless you're prepared to fight for it, your political opinion may be best kept to yourself.
25. Many of us carry fi****ms, all of us carry knives.
26. God is sovereign and we PRAY!
~ God Blessed Texas!!!! ♥️♥️♥️

Credit: All Things Texas

Butch had a great Q and A meeting this week with some of the agents from The Taylor Team - Keller Williams.
Give us a call if you would like to schedule your next realtors meeting.
903-463-2220

Crazy the things (critters) you’ll see at an inspection! It’s actually very pretty!

Hope you all had a safe and Happy 4th of July holiday!
Time to get back to work!!

Independence Day! God Bless America...🇺🇸

Just a little Monday humor!
Make it a great week!!

Totally me today but don’t let that stop you from giving me a call to book your next home inspection!! 903-463-2220

Our office will be closed in observance of Memorial Day!