Chat Tales

My fiancee texted "I'm pregnant. Let's name the baby after my ex, it's more meaningful." So I drove to his house to congratulate him. His wife answered the door.

My brother abandoned his two- year-old son at my apartment and disappeared. 8 years later, he sued for custody with his wealthy new wife until I handed the judge documents exposing the million-dollar trust fund they were really after.

I woke up one morning to find my girlfriend standing at the foot of the bed with a look I'd never seen before. And before I could ask what was wrong, she said: "I met my soulmate."

My boss put my promotion on hold so his nephew could gain experience. Then he forced me to train him. Three weeks later, HR dragged them out in front of the whole office and the CEO announced my name as department lead.

In the middle of a group photo, she sneered, "Move Out Of The Picture - Your Face Is Ruining The Aesthetic." I stepped out of frame and kept walking. Got in my car, and drove away without looking back. Later that night, one of her friends texted me: "She's still crying."

My wife texted, "I'm Going To Europe. You Deal with The Kid. Don't Argue," then left me with our 1 year old for a month. When she came back, she had no idea what was waiting for her.

My wife changed our daughter's middle name to her ex's name on the birth certificate. When I questioned it, she laughed and said, "She's Brett's kid, not yours. You think you can leave? Go ahead. I'll take your business, your house, everything. You're just an ATM to me.'

My girlfriend said, "My ex proposed. I'm saying yes. I hope you'll be happy for me." I replied, "Congratulations." Two days later, she saw me with her roommate at our favorite restaurant.

My dad yelled, "ALl You Do Is Take- You've Never Given This Family Anything!" then told me to leave if I had any pride left. So I did-quietly. A month later, my sister called in tears: "Why Did The Tuition Payments Stop?" I Just texted back, "Thought I Never Gave This Family Anything." Then I watched them all fall apart without me.

"I need you to move out for a while. My parents are visiting and they don't like you," she said casually, like asking me to pick up milk.

So Delusional. Imagine Thinking I'd Marry Him." She laughed after proposed in front of her friends. I said, "You're right," and left the restaurant. Packed all my things while she was still out with them. She came home to an empty apartment and a text: "Imagine Thinking I'd Stay." A week later, she appeared at my doorstep crying ...