BCS

It’s your last chance to sign up to take hooks tomorrow!

Find the information here: https://www.bastardchildsuspensions.com/want-to-suspend.html

Suspension Sunday, May 19, House of Yes in Garland, TX.

Our meets are open to the public.

Cost to suspend: $150
Open spots: 4-5
Start time: 12pm for crew/trainees only, 1pm for everyone else
Prioritizing: First timers and weird/interesting rigging

Find more info here: https://www.bastardchildsuspensions.com

Resurrected.

Jess nailed this crucifixion!

Bastards are rising.

Suspension Sunday, March 31, 2024, @1 pm. Garland, Texas

March Suspension Sunday for Bastard Child Suspensions will be on Hook Bunny Day, aka Easter Sunday. We have a resurrection and crucifixion planned. Don’t miss this family art day with us in Garland, Texas.

More information can be found here: https://www.bastardchildsuspensions.com/want-to-suspend.html

Cohen absolutely killed this resurrection.

What a fu***ng fantastic start to the BCS 2024. They handled this hammock like a fu***ng boss.

Head Bastard and Hook Mommy making sure our suspendees stay warm.

It’s not too late to make Suspension Saturday in Garland. We just started throwing hooks.

Happy New Year, Bastards!

We're back!

The first suspension Saturday of 2024 is Saturday, January 27th.

If you want to suspend, please make sure to email us at [email protected].

We will begin suspensions at 1pm.

Photos by darling muse photos

Happy birthday to our Head Bastard, Liz!

Did you know that you can book with us for a private birthday suspension for yourself? Find the information here: https://www.bastardchildsuspensions.com/want-to-suspend.html