Embracing Functional Wellness

Honestly, being an adult feels like discovering which part of your body wants to act up each week.
Hormones acting up? Gut giving you trouble? Ready to play detective and find out what’s really happening?

Pick your fighter. 🤺🥋🥷

We now offer three all-in-one options to fit your body’s needs:

🤺 Hormone VIP Program | 12 months | $1,999
If it feels like your hormones are running the show without you, this is for you. You’ll get labs, reviews, adjustments, ongoing support, and a personalized hormone plan.

🥋Complete Gut Restoration | 6 months | $1,999
If you’re dealing with bloating, bathroom issues, food confusion, or just wondering why your stomach feels off, this is for you. It includes full gut testing, six months of support, follow-ups, and adjustments.

🥷 Gut + Cellular Restoration | 6 months | $2,999
This is our “let’s finally solve this” option. 😂 You get everything from the Complete Gut Restoration, plus extra peptide and cellular support, with provider monitoring the whole way.

And because I know some of y’all saw those numbers and your wallet just quietly left the chat, Cherry financing is available. 🍒😂

You don’t have to know which package you need before you reach out. That part is literally our job.

Text APPOINTMENT to 936-246-4738 or send us a message, and we’ll help you figure out where to start.

Find us in Conroe, TX
Telehealth available for most visits if transport is an option or if your schedule is already bursting at the seams.

Can we talk about how exhausting it is when EVERYTHING has a separate fee? Always sneaking up when you literally cannot handle anything else.

The appointment is one price. Labs are another. Then there’s the medication. Then the follow-up. Then you need an adjustment and suddenly your hormones have their own monthly budget category.

Thats... thats just not it.

Now you see why we put together our 12-month all-inclusive hormone packages? One program. A full year of care. And, depending on your package, the hormones/medications, routine labs, reviews, adjustments, and ongoing provider support are built in.

And I already hear you, "I'm not a pellet girly", listen hormones are definitely not a one-size-fits-all situation, so obviously, neither are the packages:

If you are "Team Pellets"
Prefer bioidentical hormone pellets and the convenience that comes with them? We have a full-year pellet option with your pellet therapy and ongoing hormone care included.

If you are "Team Literally Anything But Pellets"
Injections? Creams? Patches? Capsules? We have an option for that too. It's 2026 y'all, we left "all or nothing" in 2012 when we had to retire our bump-its.

Either way, the point is the same: you shouldn’t have to wonder what your hormone care is going to cost every time you need something.

And before you see “pay upfront” and immediately decide we have collectively lost our minds… YES, Cherry financing is available.

Want to talk hormones instead? Text APPOINTMENT to 936-246-4738 and we’ll get you started.

A whole year to work on feeling more like yourself again. That’s the goal.

Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by a complicated skincare routine? 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

That's… that’s kind of why we started this clinic.

I love the thought of a perfect morning routine with all my supplements lined up, Instagram-perfect, pristine, and flawless. But in real life, someone always needs something, I’m running late, and those supplements just end up sitting there like I did at my Freshman year Homecoming (But we don’t need to get into all THAT… this is about you, NOT me, mkay?)

That’s why we decided to bring Thymulin Zinc Complex into the office. We use it for our twice-a-year immune reset to help support immune health and overall wellness, and the routine couldn’t be easier:

Just 2 pumps, twice a day, for 2 weeks.

Now maybe I can live the dream! For two weeks, anyway. Say it with me "We listen and we DONT JUDGE" 😂😂😂

If you’ve been curious about immune support or want to stop during your midnight scroll session to see what I’m yapping about (we don’t judge, remember?), send us a message!

I don’t know about y’all but I am BOOKED. Mom life, wife life… life life. So when I saw this serum is low commitment? That’s something I can actually stick with.

We've got enough going on, and looking after yourself CANNOT be a full-time job. That's why we jumped at the chance to add this Thymulin Zinc Complex to our inventory. It is part of our twice-a-year immune reset and helps support your immune system and overall wellness.

Best of all, you won’t end up with a cabinet full of bottles you forget about by midweek. 🙃

2 pumps, 2 times a day, for 2 weeks

Curious to learn more? Just send us a message!

Apparently our guts have feelings too?? Rude.

If your gut has been acting like a micromanaging boss with no plan, we should chat. We now offer two functional medicine options, so you can choose the level of support your body needs from gut restoration to gut and cellular support.

And yes, we offer financing through Cherry because we shouldn't have to stress when we are trying to destress our stress... right?

Swipe through to see all the details. If you have questions or want to get started, text APPOINTMENT to 936-246-4738.

✨ ONE PAYMENT. ONE FULL YEAR OF HORMONE CARE. ✨

Hormone optimization shouldn’t be confusing—or come with surprise costs throughout the year.

At Embracing Functional Wellness, our Pay-Upfront, All-Inclusive Hormone Packages cover your hormone care for a FULL 12 MONTHS! 💚

🌿 PELLET HORMONE PACKAGE
Prefer the convenience of bioidentical hormone pellets? Your entire year includes pellet therapy, routine hormone labs, lab reviews, follow-up care, hormone adjustments, and ongoing provider support.

🌿 NON-PELLET HORMONE PACKAGE
Prefer injections, creams, patches, capsules, or another customized approach? Your entire year includes prescribed hormone medications, routine hormone labs, lab reviews, follow-up care, adjustments, and ongoing provider support.

💚 12 FULL MONTHS OF CARE
✨ Hormones included
✨ Routine labs included
✨ Lab reviews & follow-ups included
✨ Personalized adjustments included
✨ Ongoing provider support included

One upfront investment covers your comprehensive hormone program for the whole year.

💳 Cherry financing available!
Want to see if you prequalify? Look for our Cherry prequalification link in the comments.

📲 Ready to get started?
Text APPOINTMENT to 936-[clinic number]

📍 Embracing Functional Wellness | Conroe, TX
💻 Telehealth available for most visits

✨ Invest in how you feel for the next 12 months. ✨

Quick wellness check-in 👇

When it comes to your health, what are you most tired of guessing about?

A. Which supplements to take 💊
B. Why your energy feels low ⚡
C. Why weight loss feels difficult ⚖️
D. What your body actually needs 🧬

Drop A, B, C, or D in the comments! 👇

There are no wrong answers and chances are, the questions you have about your health are questions many other people have too.

Sometimes, the first step toward a more personalized wellness journey is simply getting curious and asking better questions. 💜

If you're ready to explore a more personalized approach, we're here to help.

📞 Call or Text 936-251-6515
📱 Text APPOINTMENT