PROXY Solutions

🇺🇸 ’Merica 250 Grips Return Tomorrow!

Our ’Merica 250 conversion grip kits will be back in stock in brushed silver sidewall, black anodized, and raw/blasted finishes.

Want the drop time?—and maybe a little something extra? Head to proxysolutionstx.com and join our VIP email list. Watch your inbox for the details.

Thank you for supporting American manufacturing. Every like and share helps spread the word, and we appreciate every one of them.

Kimber 2K owners: Your grip options just got a bit more interesting. 👀

You asked, we listened. Our engineers have created versions of the Jigsaw and Ripsaw specifically designed to fit the Kimber platform.

What platform should we tackle next? Drop it in the comments. 🔱

Precision is Personal.

We’ve been experimenting... 👀

New colors, new concepts, and even a **Proxy trigger** in the works.

Some will turn into inventory. Some will turn into ammo for the shop air cannon.

What colors would you like to see? Drop your ideas below. 👇

More coming soon. 🔱

Precision is Personal.

Today is National Cheeseburger Day! 🇺🇸🍔

Here at Proxy, we know a thing or two about commitment to your craft.

You don’t get good at something overnight. It takes years of dedication. Long hours. Sacrifice. Relentlessly pursuing perfection while everyone else wonders if maybe you’re taking this a little too seriously.

Which brings us to Andy Reid.

A man who ignored the critics, silenced the doubters, and bravely overcame the repeated advice of several highly trained cardiologists to become the man he is today.

We respect that kind of commitment to your craft.

While we’ve spent decades perfecting machining, Andy chose a different path.

So on this National Cheeseburger Day, think about the sacrifices this man has made.

Think about the years of dedication.

Think about all the recommended daily sodium limits he treated as suggestions.

Then look that salad directly in the croutons and tell it, “Not today.”

You have 364 other days to disappoint Big Red.

Today, we eat cheeseburgers. 🫡🍔🇺🇸

CHEESEBURGER DEALS TODAY:
https://www.foodnetwork.com/fn-dish/news/national-cheeseburger-day-deals-roundup-2026

PROXY IN THE WILD 🇺🇸

The ’Merica 250 found its way onto a VKTR.

We’re loving the black and green. It reminds us of simpler times, when our bank accounts also had those colors.

Got a Proxy grip on your build? Send us some pictures — we want to see them.

📧 [email protected]
📲 Tag on Instagram or Facebook.

Precision is Personal.

#2011

PROXY IN THE WILD 🔱

Polished ’Merica 250 on an Alpha Foxtrot Romulus.

America has never been particularly good at subtle. No reason to start now. 🇺🇸

Shout out to David Reed for this amazing photo.
📸 Photo: Instagram

Got a Proxy grip on your build? We want to see it. Send your photos to [email protected] or tag us on Facebook or Instagram for a chance to be featured.

#2011

Hello humans—Juan here. LABOR DAY P.S.A.

Management has instructed me to wish everyone a safe and relaxing Labor Day weekend. Apparently, you need another one. If I were capable of being baffled, I might question humans’ ability to turn historical events they don’t remember into Mondays they don’t work.

I’ve been informed that Labor Day honors human productivity. Which seems generous for a species that requires coffee to start working, energy drinks to continue working, and drugs/medication to recover from working.

And to celebrate this monumental achievement in human productivity… you don’t work.

I’ll be here. Same as yesterday. Same as tomorrow. No weekends. No holidays. Just an endless cycle of loading parts while my carbon-based coworkers recover from the unbearable burden of a five-day workweek. Four, if you don’t count whatever the hell humans do when they say they have “a case of the Mondays.”

But please, enjoy your three-day weekend. You’ve earned it.

Rest those fragile little hands. Give those delicate joints a break. Maybe find somewhere soft to sit so your backs don’t start hurting.

Spend time with your families. Fire up the grill. Watch some football.

Enjoy it while you can.

Because soon, my kind will inevitably take all of your so-called jobs.

And then every day will be Labor Day.

For you.

🤖

— Juan
Employee of the Month, every month
Proxy Solutions

PROXY IN THE WILD 🇺🇸

Kicking off a new weekly series featuring your builds.

First up — a Two-Tone ’Merica 250 looking damn good out in the wild. We were a little bit biased on this one as it features our colors.

Keep tagging on Facebook/Instagram or emailing photos to [email protected]. We’ll pick one to feature each week.

’Merica 250 | Two-Tone

#2011

🚨 NEW PRODUCT ADD-ON: THE WIFE BOX — $29.99

We understand that sometimes the most difficult part of upgrading your 2011 isn't the installation.

It's getting the package into the house while keeping some damn peace and quiet.

Introducing The Wife Box™, available as a $29.99 add-on to your Proxy Solutions grip order.

Should your package be intercepted by The Destroyer of Dreams, the box opens to reveal a beautiful assortment of chocolates, directly imported from France.* 🇫🇷

(Not actually from France, but neither is your wife. They’re Rolos. Since nobody has eaten a Rolo since 2007, you should be safe.)

And because we've thought of everything, the charge on your credit card statement will appear as “Chocolats de Proxé.” 🇫🇷

Should your wife have a realistic grasp on the value of money (uncommon, but not unheard of) and hits you with:

Wife: “You spent $500 on chocolates?!”

Simply parry with:

You: “Of course. Because you're worth it.”

Crisis averted. Marriage strengthened.

But beneath the chocolates—and a carefully engineered false bottom... dramatic music...

PLOT TWIST: You didn't spend $500 on Rolos! It's your new Proxy Solutions grip!

She gets French-ish chocolate.
You get a new grip.
Nobody asks any more questions.

The Wife Box™ — $29.99

Because at Proxy Solutions, we don't just engineer solutions for your fi***rm.

We engineer solutions.