Splinter TheNinja Dog
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A Quick Autobiography:
�Retired from Training turtles in the sewer
�Pizza is life
�Blanket Diving is my No. 1 hobby
�Follow along with my journey!
04/30/2026
🎶Guess what? It’s gonna be MAY 🎶🎤🐕
Your annual reminder that May is almost here - You know what to do (send this to millennial you know, obvi)
I’m not a one dog show though, so we’re getting the band back together (right, guys?!?!) ⬇️
Huey Fat-One
JC Chucky .lawrence
Bibi Bass
Stroop Kirkpatrick
Splinter Timberlake
04/16/2026
Bucket List Update: Make it into an Amazon delivery confirmation photo ✅ I finally did it!!!
If you’d like to join in my celebration of this accomplishment, please enjoy some fries (or the treat of your choosing) 🍟💚🐾
Same eggs, new treats. It’s a tasty time to be a cute dog when you’re friends such a generous bunny 🐰🐶
Convinced the human to make me the most clever disguise I could think of 🥸♻️
Of course we made it out of recycled & up-cycled materials to stay on brand with the disguise 🌱
Happy Halloween, Furiends!! 🎃👻🍗
04/28/2025
*Checks Calendar* 🙀 In a few more days…It’s gonna be May 🗓️
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