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Ratchet
(Rach-et)
Noun
Country of Origin: (god bless) 'merrca. On top of her head is generally perched a purple weave, often resembling shredded plastic.
A madam of the nasty ghetto species, dressed in an ensemble of cheetah print leggings and a leotard, not to mention the thong 4 sizes too small beneath these items. A lady of this sort may be caught sipping a beverage called Baby Drank, or 4loko mixed with rufies......... AKA Baby Drank. Ratchets are most commonly known for their slurring of words due to the Baby Drank. Most Ratches are commonly found dancing sloppily on poles, most commonly knocking them over due to their immense weight. A Ratchet is also commonly found on the arm of a big black man smoking a cheap cigar. Ratchet babies are a rare breed of child raised but the most ratchety ratchets. Such a creature drinks a mixture of Baby Drank and He**in for nutrients. This habit is started from birth to build up tolerance for the (short) life ahead of him/her. A ratchet laugh is usually high pictched, sometimes to a frequency most people over 40 cannot hear.
11/06/2012
abu dabi, we like to party.
Beyoncé - Party ft. J. Cole Music video by Beyoncé performing Party (featuring J Cole). (C) 2011 Sony Music Entertainment
Good morning, fellow ratchets. The ladies here at The Ratch Patch are celebrating the birth of two amazing women, Brittney Wutzke & Caroline Hlohowskyj. SO. Be sure to send love & birthday wishes their way on this very special day. NOW. LET'S RATCH OUT.
10/26/2012
YO! Don't gimme Broccoli Beef when I order Mongolian! And to top it off tell me I'm wrong and that's not what I ordered and hang up on me...I WILL RATCH OUT, EAST CHINA!
WE BE FARTING IN SOME JARS AND CALLING IT LAVENDER.
10/08/2012
"i put him on top of a tree"
NAHSON! - Ghetto Dora The Explorer Follow DashieXP: http://youtube.com/dashiexp http://twitter.com/dashiexp http://youtube.com/dashiexp2
Today, all of us at The Ratch Patch have a HIGHER LEVEL of ratchetivity than normal. What's the deal doods?
10/03/2012
25 Crazy Mama June GIFs The funniest GIF animations of Mama June Shannon from the hit TV show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo .
10/01/2012
CLICKS FO DAIZ.
LIKE MAH STATUS. No. Nobody wants to like your status. ....And I know it's redundant, but we're selling shirts now. :| LIKE MAH STATUS T-SHIRTS: http://www.etsy.com/shop/HMPH...
WE GOT CLICKS FO' DAIZ. STRAIGHT OUT THE A (AFRICA).
attn: ratch mode - leggings, chips, chile socks, BALLS.
WE ARE HERE AND READY TO RATCH OUT.
10/01/2012
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