The Phantom

Those extroverts also stitch together groups of friends.

80% Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

Still standing - and looking better than some of us.

This remind you of anyone we might know 🤔

We are closed.

Like the finale of “Star Trek: The Next Generation” - as captured here on stunning VHS quality - all good things must come to an end. Today we are cleaning the hell - quite literally - out of this place. If you have time and can, we’d appreciate any and all hands on deck to rid this place of 15 years of miscellany.

- Mike and Moss

Courtesy of Jessie.

Ghost Mice - House of the Undying From the new split

Dear Co******er Out There -

F**k You.

The Phantom was robbed overnight - well, legally speaking "burglarized" - and the culprit(s) made off with nearly $3,000 in electronics. They also knocked off our neighbor's home, as well.

Let this serve as a reminder to have renter's insurance, as they have been helpful in trying to help make things whole again. And if you know anyone who now has an Xbox One, Nintendo DS or MacBook Pro they didn't have yesterday, call us.

And if one of you followers robbed us, we will find you. The Phantom Remembers.

- Moss

Nobody follow this rainbow - you'll only find a National Grid substation, not a pot of gold.

"I like your donkey!" - lady in traffic.

We like your enthusiasm, lady!

And tacos.