Jolt Cola

idc what the upcharge is, get me in seat 2B immediately

How many Jolts are you bringing to game 1 🤔⚡️

The degree came with a caffeine requirement ⚡️

Came with the essentials (zero sugar + great taste) 🙂‍↕️

The answer was yes before you even asked 🙂‍↕️⚡️

This is my official petition to replace the office water cooler with a Jolt Cola dispenser ⚡️ (need your signatures)

Friday nights were made for diner food and Jolt root beer ⚡️

I fear this would work on me every single time 😫

“We should leave soon” *opens another Jolt*

Roses are red, violets are blue, mom deserves a Jolt too 🫶⚡️