Snoozin' Goose Ranch

So, what I don't have includes but is absolutely not limited to:

Emus, peacocks, turkeys, mallard or any other of particularly sought after duck breeds, same for a variety of chicken breeds, laying hens, a plethora of geese of all varieties, in spite of this homely rathole being named after geese....and any other number of other things everybody always asks for....

BUT, what I do have is as follows:

Chicks
2 months old. Bielefelder and Red S*x Link roosters. For Negative Sale. I will pay you $20 to take them all. There's close to 40 of them. If you want one or two, please knock yourself out and get some, but I'll pay YOU to take them all.

Going on a couple weeks old, Bielefelder and Red s*x link pullet chicks, $3 each. Rooster chicks thereof, Free. A few random straight run bantams - silkie, RIR, Dominique, $2 each.

Ducks
Adult males from last season's hatches. Mostly buff or buff/runner mixes, and one appleyard. $5 each.

Month old mixed ducklings from a flock of buffs, runners, and appleyards. $5 each.

Quail

Some excess male Coturnix quail. $3 each.

Chukar Partridges
Month old chicks. $5 each.

Guineas
Week old keets. Mostly pearl, a few pied, maybe a lavender. $4 each.

Eggs
Chicken eggs for eating. $3/doz.
Duck eggs for eating. $5/doz.

Chicken eggs for hatching. Bielefelder, Red S*x Link, Silkie, or Rhode Island Red Bantam. $7/doz.

Duck eggs for hatching. Mixed lot - buff, runner, appleyard, any potential combo thereof. $10/doz.

Guinea eggs for hatching. Mixed colors, majority come out pearl cause that's my dominant male. $8/doz.

Other Non-Poultry Things

Zebra Finches
A couple young males and a female...and a couple others...it's complicated. $25 each. (Might be pending sale...maybe.)

Nubian Goats
Kids around 5 months old. Currently intact bucks. $150
One little doe. $200
A doe around 2 years old. $250

I've got extra sweet tater starts I don't need if anybody wants any.

So, if there's something you are wanting, I don't have it.

I do have a bunch of things, but nobody wants any of those.

That is the rule of how things go, always and forever, no matter what I do or don't have.

With that fact established, here is the current list of what I do have for you not to want:

Chicks
Month and a half old. Bielefelder and Red S*x Link rooster chicks.

FREE. I would even pay you $5 to take them all away. Raise your own fryers or whatever.

Ducks
Adult males from last season's hatches. Mostly buff or buff/runner mixes, and one appleyard. $5 each.

Couple weeks old mixed ducklings from a flock of buffs, runners, and appleyards. $5 each.

Quail

Some excess male Coturnix quail. $3 each.

Chukar Partridges
Couple weeks old chicks. $4 each.

Eggs
Chicken eggs for eating. $3/doz.
Duck eggs for eating. $5/doz.

Chicken eggs for hatching. Bielefelder, Red S*x Link, Silkie, or Rhode Island Red Bantam. $7/doz.

Duck eggs for hatching. Mixed lot - buff, runner, appleyard, any potential combo thereof. $10/doz.

Guinea eggs for hatching. Mixed colors, majority come out pearl cause that's my dominant male. $8/doz.

Other Non-Poultry Things

Zebra Finches
A couple young males and a female. $25 each. (Might be pending sale...maybe.)

Nubian Goats
Kids around 4 months old. Currently intact bucks. $150
One little doe. $200
A doe around 2 years old. $250

Currently available fuzzy, feathered, hairy, or hardshelled items:

Chicks
Month old. Bielefelder and Red S*x Links.

Small amount of Pullets left - $5 each.

Roosters - FREE. Thats right, $0.00, zero dollars and zero cents. Raise your own fryers or whatever. Please take them away. For the love of all that is holy, I beg of you.....

Ducks
Adult males from last season's hatches. Mostly buff or buff/runner mixes, and one appleyard. $5 each.

Newly hatched mixed ducklings from a flock of buffs, runners, and appleyards. $4 each.

Quail
Couple weeks old Coturnix chicks. $2 each.

Some excess male Coturnix quail. $3 each.

Chukar Partridges
Few days old chicks. $3 each.

Eggs
Chicken eggs for eating. $3/doz.
Duck eggs for eating. $5/doz.

Chicken eggs for hatching. Bielefelder, Red S*x Link, Silkie, or Rhode Island Red Bantam. $7/doz.

Duck eggs for hatching. Mixed lot - buff, runner, appleyard, any potential combo thereof. $10/doz.

Guinea eggs for hatching. Mixed colors, majority come out pearl cause that's my dominant male. $8/doz.

Other Non-Poultry Things

Zebra Finches
A couple young males and a female. $25 each.

Nubian Goats
Kids around 3 months old. Currently intact bucks. $150
One little doe. $200
A doe around 2 years old. $250

Current crud

Chicks
3 and a half weeks old. Bielefelder and Red S*x Links. Small amount of Pullets left - $4 each. Roosters - FREE, raise your own fryers or whatever. Please take them away. I beg of you.

Ducks
Adult males from last season's hatches. Mostly buff or buff/runner mixes, and one appleyard. $5 each.

Quail
Newly hatched Coturnix chicks. $1 each.
Some excess male Coturnix quail. $3 each.

Eggs
Chicken eggs for eating. $3/doz.
Duck eggs for eating. $5/doz.

Chicken eggs for hatching. Bielefelder, Silkie, or Rhode Island Red Bantam. $7/doz.

Duck eggs for hatching. Mixed lot - buff, runner, appleyard, any potential combo thereof. $10/doz.

Guinea eggs for hatching. Mixed colors, majority come out pearl cause that's my dominant male. $8/doz.

Other Non-Poultry Things

Zebra Finches
A couple young males and a female. $25 each.

Nubian Goats
Kids around 3 months old. Currently intact bucks. $150
One little doe. $200
A couple does around 2 years old. $250
A buck around 2 years old. $150

Here's the latest and greatest updated register of highly sought after products I have to offer up for your consideration that you may procure in exchange for your hard earned money.

Or in other words, the current available sales listing:

Chicks.
Week and a half old. Bielefelder and Red S*x Links. Pullets - $3 each. Roosters - 4 for $1

Ducks
Adult males from last season's hatches. Mostly buff or buff/runner mixes, and one appleyard. $5

Quail
Some excess male coturnix quail. $3.

Eggs
Chicken eggs for eating. $3/doz.
Duck eggs for eating. $5/doz.

Chicken eggs for hatching. Bielefelder or silkie. $7/doz.

Duck eggs for hatching. Mixed lot - buff, runner, appleyard, any potential combo thereof. $10/doz.

Guinea eggs for hatching. Mixed colors, majority come out pearl cause that's my dominant male. $8/doz.

Other Non-Poultry Things

Zebra Finches
A couple young males and a female. $25 each.

Nubian Goats
Kids around 3 months old. Currently intact bucks. $150
One little doe. $200
A couple does around 2 years old. $250
A buck around 2 years old. $150

Going on three months old within the next couple weeks. All are currently intact bucks except for one doe.

Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick chick....

Spring is trying to fling its wet and muddy splendors upon us as we tromp into March.

If you are in a fowl mood, the current availabilities are thus:

Young guineas from last season's hatches. Pearls, $15 each.

Ducks from last season's hatches. Mostly buff or buff/runner mixes, and at least one appleyard drake. Limited quantity of females available, $15 each. A bunch of males left, on SALE for $5 each, woo....stock up on pond ornaments or whatever.

Chukar partridge, one extra male left. $8.

Some excess male coturnix quail, $3.

Some extra young roosters, $5. A couple New Hampshires, a Delaware, and a few bantam Dominiques.

Chicken eggs for eating, $3/doz.

The young zebra finches, 2 boys and a girl. $25 each.