Jon Carden

I will be performing at Skankfest NOLA 2025 in New Orleans, Louisiana November 14th to November 16th, 2025! Limited Day Passes are Still Available!
Can’t wait for this!

THIS SATURDAY AUG 23rd I PROUDLY PRESENT MY MOTHER FLIPPING BIRTHDAY SHOW.
this has become an annual thing at my home club and it’s honestly one of my favorite shows of the year
You get some of the best comics in Austin, America and the Universe and a little bit of me!!
The show almost sold out last year and tickets are going to go quick, so get them soon !!
Ticket link in bio

Hey Ft Worth! I’m coming through May 1st to ! My buddy is coming with me! get your tickets now!

These shots from turned out pretty great. Had a blast recording this with a bunch of super talented comics.

I am super excited to announce that I will be recording for on March 11 at 9pm with a plethora of talented comics. Come out for an awesome show.

Happy New Years you filthy animals!
If you wanna come see the Bald and Bearded Soap Opera that the double wide trailers can’t quit talking about come to January 17th at 10pm for a show that screams my mom didn’t love me.
I’ll be bringing my anti bald friend who’s also pretty funny and cool, I guess.
Share this with you bald friend
Share this with your bearded friend
Share this with that weird guy down the hall that doesn’t shower offen
Share this with your dad if he’s cool (no lame dads)
Share this with your mom if she smokes

Jon Carden Hey everyone it’s me Jon. Please feel free to follow my Instagram

I’ve had the pleasure of working with for quite some time and I’ve worked a lot of clubs all over the country because of him but this weekend was one of the best. I had the pleasure of meeting and working with and I got to meet the person I’ve listened to more than anyone on the planet . It was one hell of an experience.

Super happy to do the thing I love for a city as cool as . Thanks to for having me out and I’ll be back at the end of the month!
Thanks to for being dope dudes to work with and thanks to for the dope 🎥 work.

What a crazy/wild/wonderful weekend.
Huge thank you to for always being an amazing club to be a comic at and for always having one of the best staffs in the industry.
I had a little tumble this weekend and had to do the weekend on crutches and in a boot and you better believe I’ll be talking all about it on this week so tune in.
I love this job and despite my various disabilities and minor setbacks I am beyond grateful for the opportunity to make people laugh.
For those that came out to spend their night with me THANK YOU! Phoenix you will always have a special place in my heart.
See ya soon Austin!