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Every time I hear law enforcement talk about transformers on the scanners, I get excited. Then I realize it's probably not Optimus Prime :/

Just FYI... And I'm saying this from experience... Milk would be a bad choice today.

I just heard an 80 year old woman call her teenage grandson "a derogatory word for cat" because he didn't want to go on camera. Yep, that just happened.

PHOTOG: "FRIED CHICKEN, IT TASTES SO GOOD, BUT IT'S SO BAD."
REPORTER: "IT'S THE TEMPTATION OF THE DEVIL!"
PHOTOG: "SATAN! GET OUT OF MY CHICKEN!"

There are lots of live trucks here. I hope we don't get 5 o'clock blocked.

"No gum? I remember back in the day when you could have a flask in the courtroom." ~Reuters Reporter

"Sometimes in interviews I wish we had a debate clock that counts you down, if you're talking too much." ~Chris Buford, Photog Extraordinaire

Gotta love the mix of cultures in the news room. I invited a coworker country dancing... And what response did I get? "Sure! I didn't even know that was a thing."

"You are the Ron Burgundy of GPS. You will go wherever the GPS tells you. 'I'm going to Copperas Cove?'" ~Me

Yep... That's a dead end. He drove up to this just after I made the comment.