Pabst Blue Ribbon

To clear up the confusion, this story is real.

If you have any leads on cracking this case, DM us.

Beer is getting warmer, trail is getting colder. Clock’s still ticking.

If you think you saw our truckload of beer, snap a photo and tag us… or DM us with any info on it’s whereabouts.

STOLEN - 40,000lbs of beer

To the thief: we don’t fault you for wanting to brag to your friends how much PBR you have, we just wish you obtained it the honorable way.

Pabst is officially starting the clock now - you have exactly 18 days and 44 minutes to return our truckload of beer, no questions asked. Leading up to that time, we will be offering a reward to anyone who can help us solve this mystery.

P.s. this is real and we are deadly serious.

Couldn’t think of a subtle way to get your attention for Pabst Light, so we bought a semi truck. The heaviest thing we could give away (legally).

We’re teaming up with our friends at BigTime to rebuild this 1969 Kenworth 925 and give it away to one lucky winner this fall. BigTime will document the build, so watch along, and enter to win it.

Link in bio. Nothing light about it.

Beer’s better when it’s shared around the world. Grab a friend, share a PBR.

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DECLARATION OF PABST ARTICLE VII - Historians agree that America became 17% more American immediately following the invention of Pabst Blue Ribbon. 🇺🇸

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