Cowboy Chips & The Red Rooster Rodeo Roundup

Playing @ Grazing Here in Peachtree City, Georgia tomorrow (Saturday) @ 8:00pm

I tried watching the debates but it reminded me of that time I spent on the cage with all of them f***s-flinging monkeys. So then I tried drowning myself in the shower but I don't have a drain plug. Thought about sticking a fork into the electrical socket but the grid has been going under the past week and dont want to come out with Seth Rogan quasi-curly hair.

So why are we here again? Is America mad up of sado masochists? Idiocracy-level morons who are too stupid to vote on what shoe they put their foot in? An entire population incapable of leadership skills? A civilization raised to hate all who differ from themselves? Or one raised to hate those who have different opinions on only "hot-button" issues? (IE: abortion, gun control, taxes, etc...)

I think it's all of the above. Yes, we are very stupid as a nation and our ignorance on the issues and the candidates' stances on them. But it's hard to get any kind of idea where anyone stands on any issue because they'd rather spend their time flinging hot f***s at their opponents.

I don't care to be on the receiving end, but I'll hurl a hot Cowboy Chip at a chimp in a suit anyway of the week! It's not too late, and I still have time to get my name on the ballot in Georgia! Somebody crank me up a super PAC and I promise no child will be left behind on Sunday without beer money! If we win this thing (or if Russia steals it for us) 1 FREE oil change at Jiggalube (standard oil: non synthetic and no max life) on the first Wednesday of every other month.

Vote Lewis-Robots in 2024 sponsored by Valvoline and you could win an all expense paid trip to get an abortion in the state or 3rd world country of your choice*!

*-does not include trans couples or couples with Siamese twins

Playing at Pikes Billiards in Zebulon tonight at 8 with Aaron Watkins. Rack em up rack em up!

Wish I had got a photo of the drones display!

"I can't see any reason to go through all of those 'jungle-gym theatrics' and all of the intellectualism on an instrument that can't be mastered anyway because you'd have to have 6 fingers...so why not just play what feels good?"

---Don Van Vliet (Captain Beefheart) on the guitar

R.I.P. Dickey Betts. Thank you for your contributions to music.

No, Beyonce! I denounce you! Now be gone! The Power of The Blues compels me.

Gonna be at @ RPM Sports Bar in Newnan, Georgia with Aaron Watkins Saturday night @ 8:00

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