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"Early Morning Breeze" was originally recorded in 1971 although different versions were released on subsequent LPS most famously from the Jolene album, 1974

I recorded this in my trailer over a month ago living in Cedar Hill New Mexico I never bothered to post it until today, hearing of her sudden passing

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REDNECK RHAPSODY

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Happy 50th anniversary Bohemian Rhapsody!


Are you a redneck, or just a hillbilly
You'll like this parody, of a song done by the band Queen
Get out your beer, your moonshine, and whiskey, and hear
I'm just a ranch hand, but I am so hungry
So it's country ham, salty pork
Chicken pie, and I want more
Chitlins and some collard greens
That is what I want to eat, for me

Bubba, got really drunk
Ran over by a truck and sprayed by a skunk
Bubba, such at stupid hick
No wonder why they labeled him a prick

Bubba, ooohhh
I saw him tipping cows, chased by farmer Jones with his shotgun
Such a lout, what a lout
And a waste of a good farmhand

Grandpa, and our cousin Jane
Were out very late, on a raft out on the lake
Grandpa, got her very drunk
Forgot the rubbers, but did it anyway

Grandpa, oohhhh (and all his moonshine)
Didn't mean to knock her up
Regrets he didn't finish up the what

I hear a big hootenanny at the barn
Jamboree Jamboree
Time to get your overalls on
Fiddle sticks and banjos, bluegrass songs and gospel too
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah,
Hallelujah, Hallelujah, praise the lord and to***co

I'm just a farmer cutting and bailing hay
I'm just a rancher breeding the sheep all day
Paying our taxes the American way
Chili-dog, cornbread, and sweet tea

Baked potatoes, and fried green tomatoes, tomatoes
Baked taters, and fried green tomatoes, tomatoes
Baked taters, and fried green tomatoes, tomatoes
Fried green tomatoes, tomatoes
Maters, taters, and grits, let me eat
yippee ki yay, whoopee ti yi yo

Come and get it! Come and get it!
Sarsaparilla sassafras
The NRA has a special membership for me, for free, yippee

Stupid commies and lefties can curl up and die
It's no joke, county folk have the best way of life
Oh, Daddy, the biggest and meanest pappy
Y'all better run, Y'all Better hide from his wife

Yeeha, yeehaw
Chitlins and some cracklins, pork rinds and baked beans
Southern cooking's better...

Lyrics copyright 2025 Jason T Ingram

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