Funny Telemarketer

**VIRTUAL WORK-FROM-HOME CONTRACTOR WANTED – B2B CALLING**

I’m currently working on closing more clients and preparing Funny Telemarketer Limited for its next stage of growth.

I’m looking for a reliable, experienced person to work virtually from home as a casual independent contractor, helping with B2B prospecting and appointment setting as client work becomes available.

**IMPORTANT: You must be a confident Kiwi-style communicator.** You need to sound natural talking with New Zealand business people, understand Kiwi business culture, and be comfortable having genuine conversations with senior decision makers.

This is not guaranteed-hours employment. Some weeks may have 5–10 hours, other weeks less or none. You tell me what hours you can commit to, and once you commit, I expect them to be completed.

**THE WORK**
• Call businesses and corporate decision makers
• B2B prospecting and appointment setting
• Book face-to-face and virtual meetings
• Work from client-provided prospect data
• Receive ongoing training from me
• Sometimes call alongside me while learning the method

A background in business, HR, law, management, professional services, corporate sales or experienced telemarketing would be useful.

**I’M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS:**
• A confident Kiwi-style communicator
• Reliable and self-motivated
• Comfortable picking up the phone
• Confident speaking with senior decision makers
• Able to work independently from home
• Able to commit to agreed hours and actually complete them

**YOU NEED:**
• Computer
• Reliable internet
• Cellphone with unlimited calling
• Suitable place to make professional calls

**WHAT I DON’T WANT**

If you commit to 10 hours, I don’t want Friday arriving with only two hours completed.

I’m not looking for someone who needs to be chased, regularly cancels at the last minute, avoids making calls, or sounds like they are reading from a call-centre script.

**Contractor rate: $28 per hour INCLUDING GST.**

**Interested?**

Call Dane: **022 637 8387**
Email: **[[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])**

Tell me about your business background, availability and why you’re comfortable speaking with corporate decision makers.

**Free copy of my book – The Funny Telemarketer Method:**
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WUXs24bRQATLHN-DUML8vm1bgbXjePUJ/view?usp=drive_link

The Funny Telemarketer Method by Dane Wells.pdf.pdf

Dane the Supa Data Man [email protected]

Want better data, better conversations, and more listing opportunities?

Funny Telemarketer helps real estate agents build stronger lead generation systems and development through telemarketing coaching, data scraping, and cleaner, more useful, CRM ready data.

Tier 1, Telemarketing Coaching
2 hours, $500+ per person
Learn practical calling, better first conversations, appointment setting, and how to turn more leads into real opportunities.

Tier 2, Targeted Data
Targeted category or regional data, $299
Full 1+ million database, $100k
Need it shaped to your CRM, market, or sales process? We offer a bolt on service at $250 per hour to build cleaner, more useful, business ready data.

Tier 3, Revenue Performance Improvement Systems
Book coaching and data together for $750+ per person and receive 2 hours of live cold calling support to fine tune your team’s approach.

Built as a lead generation system and development service, with a tax aligned position to be confirmed with your accountant.

1 on 1 coaching available at $250 per hour.
Do not want to do the calling? We will do it for you from $55+ per hour.

Dane Wells
[email protected]
+64 022 637 8387
www.funnytelemarketer.nz

Want better data for better sales?
We sell targeted category or regional business data for $299, or our full 1+ million database for $100k.
Need it shaped to your CRM, market, or sales process? We also offer a bolt on service at $250 per hour to help you build cleaner, more useful, business ready data.
Dane Wells
[email protected]

We sell targeted category or regional business data for $299, or our full 1+ million database for $100k.

Need it shaped to your CRM, market, or sales process? We also offer a bolt on service at $250 per hour to help you build cleaner, more useful, business rea