Profanity Pens

Profanity Pens is going to order some of these awesome bright coloured vacuum travel mugs that keep your wine cool or your coffee hot for up to 3 hours! Would you be interested in these at $25 each in a black gift box? Great Christmas presents!

What saying would you like to see laser engraved on one of these and what’s your fave colour?

If we pick your “saying” or “quote” we will chuck you a free one!

COMPETITION TIME

Win a set of 5 profanity pens!

Share this post and tag a friend to be in to win! Every friend you tag is another entry into the draw.

If you want to order some they are $20 a set or $25 with a deluxe magnetic close gift box with ribbon. Mention this post and we will ship anywhere in NZ for free!

Winner will be drawn on the 20th of December.

10% off from now until Christmas! Or FREIGHT FREE you choose! Take 10% off the $25 gift set (5 pens in the gift box) or $5 individual pens. Tag a friend who needs some of these!

Looking for Christmas present ideas! Why not get the fu***rs a set of profanity pens! $25 for a set of 5 pens in a gift box with a Xmas ribbon! Free postage for the first 10 orders by 10th December!

Special today only!! Purchase your set of 5 profanity pens for $25 and receive them in a gorgeous gift box (usually $5) today only! Postage $3.50

Surrounded by some grumpy c**ts today with the All Blacks loss? Tag someone who needs some grumpy pens to make them feel better. Make sure you like our page and we will console someone with a set of these awesome pens! Will draw a winner on Monday! Tag more than one friend and you will go in the draw too!

Competition Time - Like our page and comment below with why you need these pens in your life and we will choose a winner over the weekend to get a FREE set of Profanity Pens, tag a friend and we will send them a FREE set too if you win! Make sure you like our page and share this comp so all your friends know where to get some sick s**t from! For those that just cant wait send us a message to order yours today! Set of 5 pens $20NZD if you order from this post we will pay the freight in NZ!

Congratulations Amber Corps you have won a free set of Profanity Pens! For those that missed out if you order today you can have freight free in NZ! Check out the offer!

It's like Christmas here today! The pens have arrived!!!!!!!! All pre orders will be leaving here tomorrow! If you haven't added a gift box to your order and you want to please let us know today!

These gorgeous pen boxes are now available to purchase for $5.00 each you can pick between either colour option. They have a padded velvet base and magnetic closure. Your friends or family will think they are getting something flash and then bamm i'm surrounded by c***ts!

Competition Time - Do you want to win a FREE set of these sick stylus profanity pens for you and a friend!? All you have to do is like our page and tag a friend you know who needs a set and we will randomly pick a winner on the 20th of September! Make sure you like our page and share this comp so all your friends know where to get some sick s**t from! For those that just cant wait send us a message to order yours today!

Did we mention these just aren't profanity pens! They have a stylus at the top so you it doubles as a touch screen pen for your iPads, phones, tablets etc! S**t hot!

$20NZD for this set of 5 pens. Or $5NZD Per pen. Pre-orders will be sent in 10-14 days and FREIGHT FREE