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Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉 Laura Brielle Laura Cox, Marley Japhet, Eddy Dekker

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1) JS1: I want to be a DŌCTOR... 🥰🥰

SS1 I want to be a LÅWYER...🤗🤗

10 years later... "Heyy båddiess, Please Còntact me for your Coconut òil, Weavóns, bags, shoes, cream at
affordabIe price on WhatsApp" 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️😂😂

2) My brother, before you pay her Bride Price, tell her to recite the States and Capitals, to make sure you're Marrying a person like "DAVID and NKECHI" into your home 🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻‍♀️😂😂😂

3). Happiness is when you are eating akara
and thought it has finïsh, when you
touched the nylon, You discover there's still
one inside... 😋😂😂😂😂

4) . Wiçkëdnēss is when you go to mama
put and they will tell you their kpomo is
soft, only for you to buy it and find out it's
like a leather belt. 😒😒😒😂😂

5) Single at 39, and you're still Saying "I Like My Single Lïfe" 🥰

Ahnnn ahnnn, Grandma you're stúbbørn oo 🙄🙄😂😂😂

6) You can NEVER please an African Parents, Even if you get A parallel, The father will still be like 😒

"This 'A' is not
clear enough, make it clearer next semester" 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

7) In my country, once your N1,000 note
turns to N950, førget it..... It is finïshed 😭😭😂😂😂

8) Husband: I've been carrying Ashēwo before I met you 😔😔

ME: I said it, No wonder your face looks familiar 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️😂😂😂

I know you laughed 😂
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Have u been throwing away POTATO peels.... Don't anymore.

1. Soak them in cold water overnight and thereafter Add salt, a pinch of sugar and lemon juice.

2. Then leave the mixture under hot sun for 6 hours for the water to evaporate.

3. After the water has evaporated, Wrap the peels in a black polythene bag and wait for 10 minutes before carefully throwing them in a dustbin,coz I don't know what you are trying to prepare.
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🔮 LAUGH WITH 😆

1. Do you know that...
90% of rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish, plantains and takeaway packs 🙄🤭😂😂
2. Up till today, nobody has explained to me why I wrote Junior WAEC 😒😂😂
3. RÏP Presïdent Bola Ahmed Tinubu 🥲😥
Before you start sharing it lemme tell you what I mean...😒
“REMAIN IN POWER President Bola Ahmed Tinubu” 🙄😂😂
4. “For God so loved Africa that he gave us blaçk skin that whosever bleäch shall not be white but have everlasting spot”. 🤭😂😂
5. I will never smoke w**d again..😩 can you believe I was using my phone torchlight to find my phone for two hours, chai 🥲😂😂
6..Joshua’s crush Nkechi don wear bikini enter street. He go carry his neighbor diesel pour for his petrol generator, now the engine don knoçk 😳🙆
Joshua I don tell you, na this girl wan kïll you 🤭😂😂
7. I wonder the kind hungër wey çatch the person wey discover say dem fit chop bitter leaf 🤭😂😂
8. You can win me in maths but in English, you is went home 😒🤭😂😂
9. There is one pot for your kitchen wey no get handle, don’t lïe oo it’s in the Nigerian constitution 🙄🤭😂😂
10. “Students at the zoo”
Oyinbó : Wow the ape is hairy👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
Nigerïa: Joshua, see your father 😂😂
11. ‘‘If womän beans bring me down I go rice up cuz I yam strong and I go grow egg stra fast 😌😇
If you don’t get it, forget it 🤭😂
12. Nobody has a better eye sight than a märried man coming out from a lodge with his side chick... He can even see next week. 😂😂
13. If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

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