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So BURNA BOY AND WIZKID RICH PASS DAVIDO LOL SO DAVIDO NA BABY EHHH

My ATM card dropped on the ground and got so dusty. I walked into the bank with it. The security guy at the door asked what brought me to the bank. I told him I needed to speak to a top executive for a matter of grave concern.

He led me to a customer care agent.

I told the agent I needed a professional customer care service and would love to see the manager.

He insisted on knowing the specifics. I told him it was asset maintenance and liquidated propensity to enumerate divergent subordination.

He was confused so was I.

The right choice of high sounding meaningless words works just well. He took me to the manager.
The manager smiled at me and offered me a glass of juice seeing I was a potential client with some huge assets.

So why are you here he asked.
Asset maintenance Sir, I said.

Can you elucidate? He responded.
Sure, I mean I need a professional service on some acquired hardware, I replied.

Hmm, so what service are we talking about Sir? He asked.

Cleaning, I responded.

Cleaning? He said, shocked.

Yes sir, cleaning. I need you to help clean my ATM card. It got some dirt on it.

And how's that my business, he thundered.

I showed him the alert of this morning where they charged me for card maintenance.

Now he's calling security.

You charged me for card maintenance, I have brought the card for you to help me maintain, now you are calling security.
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you people should do proper maintenance 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 🤪

UNBELIEVABLE NEWS 🙆‍♀️ 🙆‍♀️

"Emanuella has started showing her toto on the media and she has forgotten to know that we love her not because of toto . Let me not say much.

Mark Angel should look after this kid if not ..." -

fan reacts after this photo of Emmanuella surface online.

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Nigerians suggests and should enter BOXING RING. Both individuals has been seriously dr@gging each other for days on the internet 🙆🏻‍♂️👀🏃🏾‍♂️

Thought?

'I am not a thief' - Singer Portable cries out after VeryDarkMan hit studio to release a song for him, titled 'Ole'
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Nigerians see the type of people you guys voted for power 🤣🤣🤣🤣

~~~G0vernor Alia

The G0vernor of Benue State Nigeria empower over 150 women with wheel barrow

On the body of the Giant equipment He Wrote - Alia cares.

What a billion dollar empowerment scheme.

A Rev Father o!🙆🤔🥺

Just give them 5 years and they'll be competing with Otedola and Dangote.

Alia, Cares, Indeed!

The heart of men are full of ev!l

ERIGA SING MORE THAN DAVIDO

Lol 🤣🤣 see waiting stinginess do this boy

Beauty wey money dey maintain, you wan use words chop am, bayelsa men and sense 🙄

I like it big and dark 🥰

UNBELIEVABLE NEWS 🙆‍♀️
SHOCKING MOMENT fans blast Aunty Success on her birthday for eating why puting on nylon on her palms 🤲.

sparked controversy with a recent photo. Fans were shocked to see her eating with plastic paper on her hands. Many took to social media to express their disappointment.

The reaction was mixed, with some fans defending Aunty Success while others criticized her. The use of plastic bags while eating raised questions about hygiene and culture.

"Make una no blame her ooh..
Shey Una Don Forget say she grow before her time? nah still small pikin dey her head
She never mature for brain like that" - fan reacts. .... Guys what do you think 🤔 .