JOKE LAB

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I just heard one of our brothers passed away yesterday,not by accident, not by sickness… but by heartbreak 💔💔

Imagine training your girlfriend in university for 3 solid years, thinking you’re building a future together, only for her to deny your existence on earth the moment Asherkine just said (Hi) 😭😂😂

Brothers, let it be known,making a gehgeh your mentor is wiser than training her with marriage in mind 😂😂 Because in our sacred Brotherhood Scrolls, Article 7, Section 3, it is clearly written:

> (Thou shall not sponsor a babe with marriage intentions, for it is an abominable act)😂😂😂

Forget that sweet love and bedroom connection, my guy, If someone better comes along, she will vanish like airtime you didn’t load properly 😭😂

You think you're irreplaceable? Bros, in her eyes, you're just version 1.0 waiting for an upgrade 😂😂

Let it be known: No refund in relationship oh 😂😂😂😂

Make I forget your past keh,me wey study history for school 😂🙄🙄

You dey follow rich man pikin dey smoke, if rich man pikin craze now, them go fly am abroad, you go come dey pursue us for market here 💔😁😂

If Nigeria NEPA was a person, what would be their favorite game?
Is not just hide and seek, but hide, disappear, and forget to come back 😂🤣🤣
Because once NEPA off light, even Google no fit find am 😂😂🤣

To check up on people now dey fear me 😔 na straight billing immediately 💴 Like say I hide Dangote money under my bed😂
Father Lord, help Your boy oh, I just wan greet, I no be loan app 😂😂

It’s unfortuñatè how easily tribal sentiments are manipulatèd in Nigeria, often fueled by political differences and selfish ínterests,What’s even more surprising is seeing educated individuals in comment sections defending these divisive narratives. People like Reno Omokri often contribute to spreading unhelpful narratives that further divide us.

At the end of the day, what Nigeria truly needs is good governance,not the blind support of leaders based on personal gain or (stomach infrastructure).May God help us all.🙌
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Our societal agencies can and must do better.

VeryDarkMan is not the enemy—he is a voice for the voiceless. A young man who has selflessly given his time, energy, and resources to fight for justice, expose corruption, and speak truth to power in a country where silence is often the safest option.

Instead of silencing him, the Nigerian government should stand beside him—collaborate with him, protect him, listen to him. He is willing to sacrifice his life not for fame, but for the betterment of everyday Nigerians.

This is not just about one man—it’s about the kind of country we want to build. A country where courage is rewarded, not punished. A country where truth is not a threat, but a tool for change.

Nigeria, we can do better than this. And we must.

Happy Sunday to you all 🇳🇬❤️

New skit out tomorrow by 9am 🇳🇬🇳🇬

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