Brother GIC
Jesus first π... Graphics Designer π»π±.. business minded πΌ.. October 6th π
14/11/2023
G I C Β©
"There's only one thing I can see from here, that's the next level."
If you are feeling hopeless remember this
βGod has said, βNever will I leave you; never will I forsake you.ββ
God is always with us.
Always remember that.
Hebrews 13:5
The preparation for tomorrow is doing your best legally today βοΈ
π Brother GIC
Happy Weekend Everyone!!
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-from Brother GIC
Akpos fell in love with a lady next door. He wanted to have time with his lover. So he told his wife he was going for a seminar in a city nearby and will be back in a week.
So he quickly packed his belongings, said goodbye to his wife and left.
When he saw that his wife had entered the house, he sneaked into the lady's house next door where he had fun and spent the whole night with her.
Early next morning, he peeped through the window and saw a man moving around his house, wearing his pajamas
Akpos angrily went out and said to the man; "hey! You! What are you doing there?"
The man answered; "I am the lady's lover. I will be here for a week. Her husband is out in another town for a seminar.
So I will be with her till he comes.''
Getting angrier, Akpos said, "You are an idiott! l will deal with you as soon as I return from the seminar!"...
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*ALL FOODS HAVING A HEATED ARGUMENT ON WHO TO BE CROWNED AS THE KING OF ALL FOODS*
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BEANS: I am not suppose to be arguing with you guys. Everyone loves me.
POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them dey eat you.
BEANS: I am already the king with or without a crown, na me be number one for this Unit, my face show, my shoe shine, my teeth white.
RICE: Must we even argue about this? Everyone loves me, any function or party you go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm not there that means the party never dey sup be that. Children loves me, adult loves me. Some families can't go two days without cooking me. No cap I am the king of all foods.
YAM: You that people can't buy, you are calling yourself king.
POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam answer me?
YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I was saying, people love me because I can be prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage, fried and when pounded I am the king of all swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my queen.
EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me blush ,stop it. ππ
OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw this guys (pounded yam) attention. π€¦π»ββοΈ
POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on our single faces?π
SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be crowned as the king of all foods.
POTATOES: See small nyansh dey shake o! π
SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people wey tall dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk. π
INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh bro. ππ€£
SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should be the king because I am very fast to prepare and require less ingredients. Ask a student who just came back from class and see what he or she will tell you. ππ»ββοΈ
BEANS: (laughs)
INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your last line is absolutely me and not you.
(Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated argument)
Then garri walks in.πΆπ»πΆπ»πΆπ»
ALL THE FOODS:Odogwu... Twale bossmanππ»ππ»
In this month of July, even in the dark, we will shine & glow! May God show off himself with our lives. Joyful July is here! Wishing you the best of the month πππ
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