Fuutsi

When a girl with a nose ring tries to greet me 🥲😂

2 months after you took off the condom because she looked fresh😂😂

Death watching you buying a plot instead of eating the money.

The girlfriend you took to school as soon as she gets employed.😩💀

Big shout out to my newest top fans! A'lmin Sage Eleazah Philips, Haggins Jambe, Hestings B Mbewe, David Chimowa, Innocent Oscar Nyasulu

What you see these days every time you open facebook ever since Mark Zambuk started paying people😂😂

I parked my car in front of my office but wind pushed it to a hotel, and my wife refused to believe me.😩

Your uncle watching you on the news donating food while you refused to send him K50

When the whole room is silent in the middle of the exam and Siri says "these are some results I found on google"

“In 2009, I was completely broke—more broke than anyone reading this right now. That year, I took a girl I really liked to visit my wealthy uncle at his house. We went in together, and my uncle saw her. I just stepped out for a moment to use the restroom. By the time I came back, my uncle had already taken her number—and she gave it to him! Can you imagine?

Two weeks later, that same rich married uncle bought her a car and started dating her. Meanwhile, I had no money and was walking everywhere on foot. Now, that same girl just drives past me while I’m trekking under the hot sun. Since that day until now, I haven’t spoken to that uncle again.”

- Media Personality Tunde Ednut

But I only have one child.

Me:

Bola ana apano kuli ma bathing towel ife ankangotiponya m'mwamba katatu tauma😂