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Happiness 😊

Leo pia huendi sherehe ju unataka kufurahisha ng'ombe yako😂unaimpress mtu hatakuoa😆mtu hawezi kupeleka ata kwao😂mtu ukiomba 30k urgently anakuacha uku akidai eti we unapenda pesa🤣mtu ukiomba 2k anakuambia "unataka sai ama ju kuna doh nangoja"😂my friend enda ujibambe usiteseke ju ng'ombe yako haiwezi afford mzinga au entrance fee🤣🤣🤣💔

Amka uforce hiyo relationship tena🙄 ongeza "good morning" kwa ile "good night" ya Jana yenye hakureply 😁💔

Kitambo honeymoon was meant for breaking virginity 😋 siku hizi mnaendanga kufanya Nini?🤣🤣🤣

As long as your Mpesa balance is more than your age 🙄🙄you are financially stable 💪💪mtu asikuambie kitu bana 😂😂😂😂

Ati Akamba ma tene maisye ata??

Ukiniona na sijakuangalia ujue nilikuona kwa kwanza 😂😂😂

😂UKo na marks ngapi hapa😁😂
😁Hujai vuta sigara(8mks)
😁Still a virgin(50mks)
😁Hujai cheat(40mks)
😁Hujai kunywa pombe(20mks)
😁Hujai iba(30mks)
😁Hujai watch pornography(70mks)
Umepata marks ngapi😂(tuambiane ukweli please)

Hii CBC aki karibu iniue Leo, mtoto wangu aliniuliza kitendawili nikasema tega ati nitoe nguo usikie utamu 🙄nikienda kufaint akaniambia umeshindwa nikwambie nikasema ee ati ni ndizi weuh mbaka saa hii sijapumua😔

Mdomo ya sacrament ndo mnakula nayo vinembe bado😂😂💔

"AFTER NIMEVUTA BHANGI JANA NIKACHUKUWA GARI LANGU MIMI HUYOOOO🚙💨.... KIDOGO NIKASIMAMISHWA NA TRAFFIC 👮🚙 MAMBO YAKAWA HIVI👇👇

Me😎::::"(nikiteremsha miwani) unasema aje bwana mndogo😎"

Traffic👮::::"kwa nini unaendesha gari bila kufunga mshipi😡"

Me😎:::" Don't be stupid😎, usiseme gari sema Range Rover😎"

Traffic👮::"sawa kwa nini unaendesha range Rover bila kufunga mshipi😠"

Me😎::"usiseme range Rover tu, sema Range Rover sport ya mwaka 2023😎"

Me😎:::"hii ni new model😎.. mshipi wake ni wireless huwezi kuuona k**a hauna degree😎"

Traffic👮::"safari njema kiongozi"
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