Tinga Man

The python suffocated the King Cobra while the king cobra bit it. Both snakes died, one from asphyxiation and the other from the poison.

And that is how people destroy each other. Friendships end, relationships end, and families end up decimating themselves because one always wants to be better than the other.

Some "smothering" people with their ego of superiority, others end up poisoning with gossip, envy, and deceit until they destroy each other.

Choose love, compassion, humanity and kindness🙏🏿

Dem anakuaga tu mcute before akupee😹
akikupea si mcute alafu mkiachana anarudi kua mcute tena 💔😭

I don't know who needs to hear this, but Isaiah 60:22 says, "when time is right I the Lord will make it happen".

Who else amegundua that bolgum used to be inside the lollipop is no longer there,, where are we heading to shuwali? �

Guys I have a problem
Every Girl I Sleep With after 4 days they get jobs😢💔

Kaa njaa gua vs Gachagua

One day utashikwa tu. sijui kenye unafanya but utashikwa tu😁😁😁😅😅

SIKATAI niko na bibi💘.. but haka kadem kamekuja kwa plot manze ni fire 😍. To make matters worse, tushaanza kuvibe, number tumeExchange and guess what, kashaniitia date, makofi 😂. I had to lie to my wife,,, sister yangu mwenye anakaa Nakuru ni msick. I have to attend to her, my wife being that fine girl too, hakukataa, alikubali then mimi huyo 8pm natoka in the name of going to Nakuru.

Of course siendi Nakuru, naenda kwa Sylvia, the 2 months old tenant, na kako single sijai ona kakiwa na mtu, makofi 👏 😂.

Natoka naenda hadi tao just to buy time ndio by saa mbili nirudi k**a wife amelala then niingie kwa Sylvia bila wasiwasi 😂. Plan inaenda tu fiti, saa mbili inafika nacall📲 wife nmwambia babe, guess what nishafika Nakuru, siz stable kiasi so acha nilale tuongee morning😂. Good night love, good night too, story inakatika mimi huyo kwa Sylvia🍆🍑.

Around saa mbili na nusu, tukiwa kwa Sylvia, tunasikia mtu akibisha✊ kumbe ni bibi yangu. Of course Sylvia anamjua so ananisignal najificha. Mimi huyo chini ya kitanda. Natense, jasho🥵 manze nikidhani maybe ashajua niko kwa Sylvia, kumbe si venye nafikiria, amekuja tu kuomba kitu, makofi 😂😂🔥. "Hey, sasa Sylvia, please uko na condom nane unisaidie? Hii kitu🍑 leo lazima inuke mayai choma" now ngoja kwanza, hiyo makofi usipige kwanza, bibi yangu, siko kwa nyumba, condom nane anaomba za nini🤔? Leave alone that one, ju Sylvia alimpea, mtu ambaye sijai ona akiwa na chali condoms anakaa nazo za nini🙄?

As we speak nimetoka Nakuru na 10minutes niko kwangu nabisha✊ bibi amekataa kufungua anasema mimi ni pepo anajua niko Nakuru.🙄
Mlisema bunduki ni pesa ngapi??
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Mlevi ameingia choo ya wanawake 😯Wanawake wakapiga nduru wakisema hii ni ya wanawakeeeeee!! Mlevi akafungua zip akasema hii pia ni ya wanawakeeeee........ 🏃🤣🤣🤣

Wakisema kila mtu arudishiwe ex wake🤔 utakubali wako😎😂😂😂