Shindigs and Dos

A big chunky masculine garland on a crane.
Happy 10th birthday .

A BOWTIFUL baby girl 🎀.
Venue Crescent Turner Hotel .

It’s a no from me and I’m sorry 🥴.
1. Prices.
Let’s leave the bartering for the boot fairs.
My prices are my prices.
2. Can you inflate my Amazon / Temu / SHEIN balloons?.
No.
They smell s**t, they’re powdery and make my hands smell s**t. A pack of balloons costing 59p is an absolute insult to the amount of money I spend on professional balloons every week.
2. Venues with no parking and a million stairs.
Nope.
Whilst I can sometimes skip the gym because I’ve carried 4 heavy sailboards in and out of venues. Carrying 2 MDF lumps up stairs followed by sandbags and LED Numbers… another no from me.
4. Swapping my services for exposure.
Exposure doesn’t pay my bills.
It won’t feed my children or buy their school shoes.
Whilst a few likes and shares are very nice. Buying the materials and spending my time on a set up for a tag on a story…… nope… another no from me.
5. Confetti balloons.
I don’t offer them. Let’s leave them in the 90’s where they belong.

She was six. But now she’s seven.
#67

Wedding party 💚🤎.

A beautiful hen do in Hythe.
This one’s been booked for a while, and no pressure, but the hen is a balloonie herself.
Pearl pinks and silvers with a pop of chrome. Chefs kiss.