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When middle class women attempt to dance they look like they're having a fit or a seizure. Consequently it's very difficult for middle class women to dance without some good Samaritan mistakenly trying to give them CPR or the Heimlich maneuver.

Jeremy Corbyn sitting astride what looks like an old Vespa P200E at an ASLEF picket line.
I had around 20 scooters of all types between 1982 and 1987. At one time I owned an old 1960s Vespa Rally 200 with the registration number starting ‘KGB’ and was going to do a bright red paint job with hammer and sickles on it... but never got round to it unfortunately 😎