Fake Dad

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Josh Ford and Andrea de Varona write music together in Brooklyn, NY. They want you to know that ever

hi we're fake dad and we're in a band

•Andrea de Varona
•Josh Ford

06/03/2026

ever so over it you just wanna take a chomp? yeah, I see you. (and don’t worry I won’t tell)

06/01/2026

Practicing my Nikki smile to scare my bf

05/30/2026

I like to kick I like to scream wbu

05/25/2026

Wrote this song for this movie but they told us to “get lost” and “buzz off” .barker

05/22/2026

The phrase "Third Degree" can refer to multiple things—including a harsh form of rash, a style of dance-fighting, or even a way that a father can tell a daughter that she reminds him of his ex wife. This phrase is not just meaningless—it's also vague. If you'd like me to tell you more about the etymology of the phrase, I'm happy to gargle water like a beached whale until you tell me I've done a good job.

Photos from Fake Dad's post 05/21/2026

THIRD DEGREE has arrived. She’s looking for you in your phone.

Mix -
Master -
Cover -
Styling -
Additional performance -

05/21/2026

this is Third Degree. it’s rock music but it’s also not. Charli might dig

05/20/2026

hurts so good though

THIRD DEGREE OUT TOMORROW

05/20/2026

me when it hurts so good.

THIRD DEGREE COMING TOMORROW

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