Chegutu

He had just finished having
unprotected S*x With her New
Girlfriend. The Girlfriend decided
to go en take a Shower, and while
in the Bathroom, there was a Phone
call from her Mother, so
the Boyfriend picked to answer it,
and
this is what he heard from her
Mother," Hey dear, you are always
forgetful, why did you leave your ARV
tablets behind. You carelessly
left them on the Kitchen table and I
had to pick them up and take them
to your room. Next time u
need to carry them. Take care. Pliz
say hi to your boyfriend."
you were the Boyfriend what
would you have done??

Suppose you got::
2 missed calls frm ur lover
2 missed calls frm ur mom
3 missed calls frm u boss
6 missed calls frm ur ex
Who would you call 1st?
Be Honest...

I MADE MY BOYFRIEND EAT MY MENSTRUAL BLOOD
I’m Linda 21 years, at the University and I stay
with my Boyfriend…… I caught my bf with another
girl, when I confronted him he denied it and said
they are just friends. I got so angry that night and as I was preparing his supper, something bad came
to mind and I felt I shud put my blood (Me**es
blood) into his meal. So I removed my pad, soaked
it with some little water, then squeezed the blood
into his food, put some other ingredient and gave
him to eat. Now am worried coz he might get some complications or diseases….if he gets any diseases,
should I tell him what I did so that he can go for
medical checkup or I shud just remain quiet?? Am
afraid coz he might beat me up to coma! Advice
me on what to do please!

Nhai business rema peticoat richiri kufamba
here? Ese andiri kusona haasi kutengwa.
Regai ndiyedze kutengesa ari mapads
anoshandiswa monthly acho.

Chegutu chegutu a town of wonders