KING.S RSA

.UMSHADO WABELUNGU 🤵👰
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Invited guests : 120 people
Attended : 90 people
Presents : 90🎁
Broken items : None
Missing items : None

UMSHADO WAMA ZuLU 🤵🏿👰🏾
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Invited guests : 300 people
Attended : 800 people
Presents : 4🎁
Broken items : 53 plates-24 chairs-9 glasses
Missing items :iBhakede laMakhekhe🥯 , phone ya aunty Bongie📱, All star ka Thabiso, 24 ye Heineken 🍺 jacket ka driver .Nyama e braai'we🍗🍖Iring kamaKoti .I penty laMamezala
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" hambani niyothenga uphuthu "

I saw it yesterday 😩

Blood moon 🌙

Madam Jacqueline👩‍🦳 washonelwa umyeni wakhe⚰️ wase ethatha isdumbu👤 somyeni wakhe wasishisa🔥 njengesifiso samufi esaphila💁‍♂️. Wathatha umlotha wesdumbu⚱️ wawufaka ebhodleleni leMayonnaise wase ebhala✍️ ukuthi: 'RIP' kule bhodlela leMayonnaise wase elibeka phezu kwekhabethe.
Kuthe🤔 emva kwezinyangana📆 ezimbili uMadam Jacqueline👩‍🦳 watshela uZandile👩‍🦰 (maid) ukuthi akabhale✍️ iList yeGroceries🛒 ukuze azozithenga💳
[Nangempela uZandile👩‍🦰 (maid) abhale iList yeGroceries🛒 eshodayo, ekugcineni kwiList📃 yeGroceries wabhala ukuthi 'RIP'✍️]
Waxakeka uJacqueline👩‍🦳 wase ebuza uZandile👩‍🦰 ukuthi: "Lo-RIP lowbhale ekugcineni kwiList owani?"
uZandile👩‍🦰 waphendula wathi🗣: "Madam, leSpice ebesise bhodleleni leMayonnaise naso siphelile, bengenzela ukuthi uthenge esinye ngoba simnandi!"
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