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Dry January can be a great reset for your health. So is massage therapy! 💆‍♀️

Travel fee update!

I'm still workshopping this, but I feel like it's still pretty fair for the amount of time I'm spending to give massage in the comfort of your own home.

New travel rates are as follows: $1 per minute for as long as Google Maps says it takes to get from my house to yours. Not how long it actually takes with traffic, just the estimate.

Happy Massages!

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Did you know that massage therapists are Hippa compliant? Your personal and medical privacy is protected by law!

With that being said, it actually is very important that you communicate your medical and mental heath to us before the session starts.

This matters for multiple reasons; if there are any contraindications (reasons a massage shouldn't take place, if I should avoid a certain area, or avoid a certain technique), that will help manage the expectations of the massage. Additionally, I'm here to relax you and help the body heal itself. Knowing what your body is going through is key to accomplishing this.

But Mariah, what does my mental health have to do with my muscles? So, so So much. There's a book called The Body Keeps Score (many trigger warnings), but honestly the title says it all.

TL;DR Talk to your massage therapist about your physical and mental well being for the safest, personalized and best results! Thank you!

A pleasant reminder, that although I support s*x workers and wish them the best, I am a Licensed Massage Therapist, and I know what a thinly veiled solicitation looks like.

When a prospective client seems hesitant to give out personal information, asks if I "massage over the sheets" (trying to get the therapist to say things like "of course not, that makes my job more difficult"). And then continuing to ask if I massaged "skin on skin", after I said "yes I do massage over sheets for client comfort and safety ". And following up with, "so you don't massage inner thigh? "

My friend, I do actually do all the things you want. But I Do drape professionally. I work on inner thigh with your hips completely covered, and usually only if there's a reason. What I don't do, is tolerate solicitation.

So Tony the construction worker from Holland, like I told him before I blocked him, we're not a good therapeutic fit, and I hope you find what you're looking for.

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But who do I get massages from? Who takes care of me? Usually, it's Sam at Urban, but sometimes it's Integrity Massage Therapy LLC !! Check it out! Thank you in advance for my upcoming session 💙

Pricing:

60 min.: $70
90 min.:$105

Please text me if you would like to discuss an amount of time not listed, we'll work something out!

Travel fee: varies by time

No tipping! Hard rule! The best thing you can do for me is tell your friends, or leave a review! Thank you 💙💙

General rules: if you haven't been to my house before, massage will not be your first introduction, sorry, please book a travel massage.

For traveling, please have an 8x10 space available, preferably near an outlet, and sequester your pets.

Please inform me of any allergies and medical conditions before your appointment so I can prepare accordingly.

Sexual solicitation will not be tolerated, and I will terminate the session at my discretion.

I need a volunteer to participate in a massage technique video for Urban Massage on July 26th at 8:30-10am. Your face will not be shown if desired. You will be compensated with an additional free massage for your time!

Going on vacation to Traverse city!

I will be unavailable from Sunday June 25th at 2pm, until Saturday July 1st at 9am.

Any Traverse City recommendations?

Don't forget to hydrate and stretch. Your self-care makes my job easier and you live longer and prosper-er😆.