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Family’s Robot Vacuum Cleaner Found Guilty Of Terrorizing And Threatening Behavior Vacuville, SD - A freaked out family of four has won its lawsuit against its very own robot vacuum cleaner. In this landmark case, Harold and Hannah Hoov

Mask mandate during Musk Ox migration through our area.

The Great Musk Ox Migration To Come Directly Through The Fargo Area Fargo, ND - While North Dakota is still dealing with the Covid crisis, it will soon also have to contend with a Bovid crisis. Thousands of musk ox from t

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Fargo Man Returns To Life After Clocks Changed Back One Hour Fargo, ND - In what doctors are calling "highly unusual", a hospital patient who had passed away during the early Sunday morning hours came back to life aft

West Fargo tries to one-up Fargo's mask mandate by imposing a new Mask Strategy!

West Fargo’s New Mask Strategy Is Basically To Not Upset Anyone By Imposing A Mask Mandate West Fargo, ND - Rather than imposing a mask mandate like neighboring Fargo finally did, West Fargo's wizards of smart decided to implement a Mask Strategy.

Not all issues are black and white:

Punditic Thoughts On The Vice Presidential Debate Salt Lake City, Utah - Here are some important questions and answers regarding the October 7th Vice Presidential debate between Senator Kamala Harris and Vi

Old Big Mac sandwich almost tastes like new!

Fargo Man Enjoys Big Mac That’s Been In His Fridge For 30 Years Fargo, ND - Mr. Cambi Gold of rural Fargo recently discovered something in the back of his refrigerator that had apparently been there for 30 years. To M

Yet another problem to add to the stack:

Baseball-Sized Mosquitoes Now Fargo’s Second Pandemic Fargo, North Dakota - Planning any outdoor activities? Better bring a baseball bat! Experts agree that this summer's rainy pattern has been ideal for the

Chill Out At Xanax Fest!

Xanax Fest Expected To Attract Tranquil Crowd West Fargo, ND - A new festival coming to the Red River Valley should appeal to anyone who enjoys a more sedate lifestyle. Xanax Fest was the brain child

Spiderman says it's cool (and smart) to wear a mask when out in public.

Spiderman Says To Wear A Mask Just Like Him Spider Island, Wisconsin - Spiderman says one reason he wears a mask is to not catch the coronavirus from people who aren't wearing a mask. Just like Spi

Important information about funerals:

At Zeitgeist Funeral Home, We Put The “Fun” In Funerals! West Fargo, ND - Gone are the days when funerals were melancholy, mournful, and morose. Zeitgeist Funeral Home believes funerals should be a fun celebrat

The FM Observer returns after pandemically quarantining for digital distancing.

FMO Now Recording Everything On Cassette Tapes West Fargo, ND - On the advice of counsel (who part-times as a bouncer), the FM Observer has unanimously voted to begin tape recording all aspects of our en

Heaven now reporting its first cases of coronavirus.

Covid-19 Cases Now Reported Up In Heaven, Including Some Deaths Heaven, iCloud - The far-reaching global pandemic is now reportedly being reported up in Heaven where a number of souls have tested positive for Covid-19.