Fiberworks Needlework Shop

Here today, Wednesday and Thursday. Fly on in and say hi if your airplane will take off.

Another UFO is officially done - frame and all. This one was designed by Lorene Salt and called Mardi Gras. Didn't totally enjoy working on the black canvas with the sparkles in it as it was not easy for my old eyes to see the holes but I liked the colors. It was a challenge to find a frame that went with the feeling of the piece but I think this one worked. Instead of using a mat, I let the canvas be the interest around the edge. The frame sample had more of a blue-purple variation in color but the actual frame not so much.

And my husband will be the first member if he gets around to joining. 🤣

I laughed out loud at this one ;0
I am at the shop this drippy day and tomorrow till 5;00

Your humor for the day…

I will be at the shop today after 10:00 this week today, Wednesday and Thursday. If you need a different time to shop, let me know.

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And here they go to Washington D.C. for the day. We salute you!

i was going through some files on my computer today and deleting ones I don"t need any longer. I came across this one and thought I would share a touch of humor.

PARAPROSDOKIANS (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. Enjoy....

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'
13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whenever you hit the target.
23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
26. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.

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